The superpower/weakness game

[tbare]

but you don't have any eyelids

The power to find wifi hotspots without any electronics

 

[Scarecrow38]

But all of your electronic devices become unable to access said networks.

The power to make anyone love you on command.

 

[Ramthundar]

It's the "Ahh, I WUF you!"blond-BFF love not the "Ravish me, oh Handsome one" love.

You can use any object as an instant, bullet-like missile

 

[Malkavian]

But you can't NOT do it, making it impossible to utilize any item for it's inteded purpose.

The power to kill a yak... from 300 yards away... WITH MIND BULLETS!

 

[NeoAC]

However, you can only use it when you star in movies with Ben Stiller.

The power to do whatever a particle can...

 

[Malkavian]

It only destroys the russian variant of 4chan, though.

The power... to move you...

 

[aussiesniper]

You can only move me, a person that you've never met or heard of.

The ability to throw small childeren as javelin-like projectiles.

 

[Mookie_Magnus]

But only at the ones you love.

The power to manipulate energy in all of its forms.

 

[Marv21]

but......your gay

The power to shape-shift

 

[Mookie_Magnus]

but......your gay

The power to shape-shift

(Come on.. you can come up with something better than that for my post)

But you can't change back.

The power to manipulate energy in all of its forms. (let's try this again)

 

[Marv21]

but......your gay

The power to shape-shift

(Come on.. you can come up with something better than that for my post)

But you can't change back.

The power to manipulate energy in all of its forms. (let's try this again)

Lol im just kidding with you.

But whenever you manipulate energe in any form, you conduct heat energy which gives you 3rd degree burns....and your gay.....yah

The Power to make other people fail, by expelling the fail from yourself.

 

[Adam Jenson]

but your victories are so tiny in the grand scheem of things that its not even worth the bother.

Power to shoot heat beams from your eyes.

 

[SnowCold]

But they burn your ears every time you use them.
The power to shoot metal bars from your elbows (IDK)

 

[terribleyetfun]

the metal is only tin foil so it does nothing

the power to make everyone around you break into spontaneous song and dance

 

[stormcaller]

But it's all Miley Cyrus songs

The power to shoot yoghurt from your armpits (The Grim adventures of Billy and Mandy)

 

[DireFrog]

But is disgusting yohurt that is so full of fungus that its alive

The power to shoot bears from your arm cannon

 

[Mookie_Magnus]

But only teddy bears which causes you to be swarmed by young children and arrested for child-molestation charges.

The power to transfer your mind into electronic device, like video games, and explore/play them.

 

[SnowCold]

But you can't get out

The power to make people orgasam by talking to them

 

[Kabutos]

Yet the ability renders you mute.

To not get hangnail.