The What If Game

[Neonbob]

Then hills would be more interesting.

What if one of your legs was a spear?

 

[shadowelancer]

Than i would be impaling people at will.


What if you had a shape shifting arm?

 

[Neonbob]

Then I could finally get revenge on the people who tailgate me, cut me off, and generally piss me off on the road!


What if you could send people to Venus?

 

[Nia-san]

Then you would NEVER want to piss me off

What if you were a ninja?

 

[shadowelancer]

I would never be seen again unless i willed it.

What if you could beat up Chuck Norris?

 

[Neonbob]

Then I could finally end the whole annoying thing about him.

What if you were an inept hitman?

 

[TheDoctor455]

I would die a lot.

What if Uwe Boll was finally banned from the film industry?

 

[Neonbob]

I would throw a party and burn every single one of his films.

What if Aliens took over Iraq?

 

[Nia-san]

Then we would not hear about "weapons of mass destruction" more like "weapons of total annihilation"

What if ants were the size of small dogs?

 

[Neonbob]

Then Grayditch would be a more common occurance, and Terminex would have their work cut out for them.

What if you could name an animal?

 

[Nia-san]

Then the purple legged malmadoon would be an actual animal

what if there was an un-energy drink?

 

[Neonbob]

Then I'd give it to a kindergarden class and be happy for the rest of my days.

What if only five people in the world were allowed to procreate?

 

[shadowelancer]

Than the world may become smarter or dumber

What if you could be a Teacher?

 

[Neonbob]

Then I'd beat kids when they asked stupid questions.

Are you addicted, too?

 

[Nia-san]

yes I am addicted...to Video games!

What if the US was Communist?

 

[Neonbob]

Then we'd have more nukes.

What if I'd actually asked a "what if" question in my previous post?

 

[shadowelancer]

Then we'd all be confused because "What if are you addicted too?" doesnt make any sense

What if you could have one thing in the whole world?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Then my life would be vastly improved. I'm not going to tell what that "one thing" is, too bad.

What if no one posted on the Escapist for some strange reason?

 

[Nia-san]

Then we wouldn't be here.

What if we were cartoons?

 

[Neonbob]

Then shotgun blasts wouldn't be as effective.

What if you were living in a 2D world?