The Worlds Biggest Groan...

[Ninja Dude]

Post your favorite groan-inducing puns! Here are a few of mine:
What do you call a sad fruit? A Blueberry!
Why did the bomb make a lot of money? Business was a boomin!
What do pirates do when they need to mail something? They ship it!
what did the dog do 2 the burlar? He "ruffed" him up!
What does a bear bake its cookies on? A pan, duh!

 

[Griphphin]

When yogi Bear goes crazy, what does Ranger Smith use to bring the beast down? A BEARret .50 cal.
Why did Goldilocks eat the porridge instead of letting her hosts get back? The wait was unbearrable.
Why does Smokey use a compass? You guess it, to get his bearrings.

Off-topic: Can't believe ninja dude wasn't taken