The worlds greatest apology

[etherlance]

Hey guys, I doubt anyone remembers but I just felt compelled to write this

A while ago there was a forum opened up called "Stormrise is it shit or just crap" by a guy called etherlance. well i'd like to tell you that i'm the real etherlance.

the guy who wrote that forum is unfortunatly my little brother

All i can say about this is....well i'm sorry you had to witness that, as it was a truly exception piece of unrelenting bullshit (pardon my language if it's too abrasive).

Obviously Dillan (my little bro's name) had no idea what he was writing. I thank those of you who burned his comment and thank those of you who went one extra step and tied to salvage something from this GOD awwwful review (if such a word can be used in this little debacle)

To "newclassic" all i can say is "your the man" for sticking in there despite Dillans total lack of manners and i'll be sure to have him write up an apology to you (with the correct puctuation etc.)

However that all said and done, in his defence "stormrise" really was an awfully annoying game (i won't go into details as i'm no writer myself).

but anyway if you all will accept it i'd like to give you all a heartfelt apology for not stopping my brother when i had the chance. I hope this does not reflect too badly upon my own account.

if you have not read it yet please go to the forums and search for "stormrise is it crap or just shit"

please write your thoughts so i can show Dillan how flaming stupid he has been

Sincerly
the REAL Etherlance

 

[Vrex360]

Okay then, you are forgiven.

 

[NewClassic_v1legacy]

Hey guys, I doubt anyone remembers this, but I just felt compelled to write an apology for it.

...

yours Sincerely,
The real Etherlance

Ah man, it has been quite some time since the original thread has come about. I never once suggested that Etherlance the first's opinion was any less than valid, just that his execution needed polish.

That said, I do appreciate the kind sentiments, and I am happy that regardless of the original target, my comments have positively affected someone. Should Dillan ever want to write anything again, I encourage him to do so. If he would like my help then as well, I am happy to offer it.

Until then, apology heard, and thanks for calling me the man.

Warmest regards,
Nuke

 

[not a zaar]

Nobody cares or has even heard of this before. Stop attention whoring.

 

[Legion]

Nobody cares or has even heard of this before. Stop attention whoring.

Well NewClassic has, stop with the internet bravado.

 

[JRCB]

You are forgiven.

Nobody cares or has even heard of this before. Stop attention whoring.

Don't be an ass. I truly doubt he is attention whoring.

 

[hagaya]

As skeptical as I am about your brother being the one who wrote that, I'm forgiving, and I don't give a shit either way about Stormrise. All is forgiven, person I've never seen before.

 

[Simalacrum]

well, your forgiven, but damn I thought this would be some kind of thread where people have to come up with a really good apology... bit like those insult threads a while back. Someone make one! (I can't be bothered )

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

I didn't know of this before. I forgive you.

 

[etherlance]

hey thanks for that man

i dont really know how he got my account password but apparently he's been doing this on all my accounts (my xbox is full of hate mail from guys he has been trash talking online)

oh lastly to the guys who think im attention whoring
if that is your opinion of me then so be it. i can live with that and i'm not going to argue wih someone i've never met or will meet about the authenticity of my post. i will simple say that your wrong. i made this post to apologise to guys like new classic about the behavior of my brother, not to get into a arguement with a person who thinks that they are being smart with me.

 

[etherlance]

thanks for the reply man,i only found out about this when one of my friends saw the post and told me.

Anyway back to the point of this reply
you said you wanted a thread made, if you tell me what you want it about i'll have a whack at it
(though i should warn you. with the exception of this one i've never made a post before so try not expect something breathtaking)

 

[Chartic]

It's alright, people make mistakes, there are always going to be problems. At least you made an apology.

 

[Rednog]

I do not forgive, I will have my vengeance!

 

[GRoXERs]

Hee hee, is this like a sincere "HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS," because if so that's awesome.

And can I just say I approve of the idea behind this thread. People should be nicer on the internet.

On a more serious note, you should probably change your passwords and not tell your little brother.

 

[Avatar Roku]

Ah, I vaguely remember that thread. I stopped paying attention after 10 seconds.

Anyway, you are forgiven.

EDIT: Scratch my comment about not paying attention; going back, I seem to have commented on that thread twice.

 

[ThaBenMan]

It's nice that you took the time and care to write this apology - you could have very easily just said "screw it" and done nothing. So kudos, and apology accepted (even though I don't recall ever reading the thread you're apologizing for).

 

[Trendkill6]

For forgivness you must kiss my rings.Nah just messing with ya',it's cool.

 

[Calobi]

Well, I for one didn't see the thread you're referring to, but I accept your apology anyways. It's always nice when someone makes reparations for something they* did wrong.

[small]* "They" in this case merely means the user name, not the person for whom the user name was truly meant to represent.[/small]

 

[Shapsters]

I don't know what you are talking about, but I do not forgive you! Now go over there and dance like a monkey! Perhaps I will forgive you then!

 

[Screens]

This piqued my interest. Care to link to said ranty review so I know what you're talking about?