The Worst Type of Troll

[DuctTapeJedi]

What is your all-time least favorite kind of troll to deal with?

Mine is "The Belief Driven Troll"

This kind of troll can be driven by evangelism of religious beliefs, or militant atheism. This is the kind of poster that is not simply content to believe what they do, but everyone else must be proven unequivocally wrong, and shown to be a lesser person because of it. They will most frequently use the "True Scotsmen" tactic. (Ex., "I know you support gay rights, I'm talking about real Christians")
They will frequently disregard formerly adhered to rules of grammar, just to insult the other side. (Ex., "The Bible," "Qu'ran," "Origin of Species," etc., are books, and should be capitalized regardless of belief in them.) Or will use intentionally loaded language when referring to their opponents. (Ex. "atheist baby-killer," I have yet to meet an atheist guilty of infanticide.)

Well, that's my rant about my least favorite troll, what's yours?

 

[Celtic_Kerr]

I can't really say I havea favoruite, or a least favourite. I just plain hate them to be honest XD

 

[DuctTapeJedi]

Oh, and please don't post that one xkcd that everyone always uses to whenever people try to complain about militant atheists.

 

[Kaboose the Moose]

The troll that has weaved such an intricate web of manure that he/she begins to believe the very crap they spew out.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

The ones that are immune to fire. Fuck those guys and their regen ability...

 

[DuctTapeJedi]

The ones that are immune to fire. Fuck those guys and their regen ability...

That's when you have to go for the acid enchantment. Works every time.

 

[CakeDragon]

The ones that will turn to just insulting you when you prove them wrong.
Oh wait, that's most of them then.

 

[Timewave Zero]

You have a pretty risky little thread going here, you know.

As for the type of Troll I hate the most...yeah, probably The Belief Driven Troll.

I'm all for tolerance and whatnot, but I'm of the opinion of that when you start rubbing your beliefs in someones face, it's fair game to try and stop them (or get rid of them) before the experience becomes unpleasent for everyone. Bite back - and bite back hard.

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

I get the feeling you don't quite understand what a troll is, OP.
They are not just huge dicks. They people who are specifically being irritating to get a reaction.

What you describe is more of a giant asshole and, while they are incredibly annoying, they are not really "trolls", per se.
Trolls rarely actually BELIEVE the shit they are spewing. I mean, they are just saying it to piss people off.

Anyway, my least favourite type of troll are the ones with no originality. Just spam dick pictures left right and centre.
Not funny. Not even that annoying. Just incredibly obvious and stupid.

 

[bdcjacko]

You know, the ones that pretend they aren't trolls then start trolling you really hard.

 

[bdcjacko]

No better yet, the fanboy trolls. You know the ones who will get mad if you say anything negative against who they are fanboys of. Mostly likely happens in the comment sections after a video or something. Like you might say, "Nice video, but I disagree with your 3rd point about whatever."

The fanboy troll comes along, quotes you and says, "Well you are wrong, they are always right, and I don't really think this video series is for you if you are going to disagree on any point they make." Then probably goes on to calling you a troll because you disagreed.

 

[DuctTapeJedi]

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I counted the belief driven troll as a troll because the person usually just feels like having a shouting match.

 

[ProtoChimp]

MEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE eeeeeeeee

 

[Dwarfman]

The ones that are immune to fire. Fuck those guys and their regen ability...

That's when you have to go for the acid enchantment. Works every time.

Then you got scrags and other sea trolls. You gotta dry them out so you can burn them with the acid or fire and in the mean time cross your fingures and hope they don't wake up in the mean time. God damn smelly sea trolls!!!

 

[Cheesus333]

The ones that pretend to be real, nice people but then they're not. They just make you feel bad :/

 

[linwolf]

I don't really care for trolls, people who feeds them are far worse in my eyes.

 

[cefm]

A successful one.

 

[interspark]

i hate the ones that are too stupid to argue, but argue anyway. they're too stupid to actually "compete" so no matter what happens they'll think they're winning