The Zombie Apocalypse is Here! (3 Seperate Attacks)

[Zack Alklazaris]

There have been 3 attacks by cannibals in less than 2 weeks. Clearly this is the sign we've all dreaded (secretly been pumped for). The Mayans were right, the world is coming to an end.

http://newsone.com/2017847/florida-cannibal-attack-larry-vega/
http://www.myfoxdc.com/story/18673043/killer-cannibal-admits-eating-maryland-house-guests-heart-and-brain
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4349654/Cannibal-on-run-after-chopping-up-man-warned-The-Sun-I-cant-stop-killing.html


So I ask what are you going to do now? Will you fight the zombies? Will you go do a bucket list? What is your plan?


I personally am going to Madagascar. That country was always a ***** to infect in Pandemic II.

 

[Dalek Caan]

Like most people who play video games I would like too say that I would get my dads gun, barricade my house and kill zombies until the whole thing blows over. Realisticly what I would do instead, since I fear zombies, would be to blow my head off. The thought of becoming one is too awful. I also doubt that the two attacks are a sign of the zombie apocalypse.

 

[Kuranesno7]

dude, one word, three letters. PCP. It's actually been known to turn folks canabalistic.

 

[Daffy F]

Uh, I see. Well this isn't particularly Zombie-ish, the only one that can boast that is the first one. The other two are clearly nothing like Zombie attacks. At any rate, you don't see corpses rising from their graves, do you?

 

[Vrex360]

Don't be silly. It's not zombies. Zombies don't but up their victims, they don't run and they don't use weapons.

No sir, it's not zombies that we are clearly on the verge of getting exposed to. It's just a society gone mad.

Either that or Reavers.

 

[Zack Alklazaris]

Sigh... you guys never watched the movies did you. This how its starts, in denial. Then one day we are all like "Why didn't we listen!"

Yeah in all seriousness it probably isn't zombies, but 3 different cases of human flesh eating in such a short period of time in this part of the world is beyond rare. Maybe there really is a really bad batch of PCP going around.

 

[Doclector]

Sigh... you guys never watched the movies did you. This how its starts, in denial. Then one day we are all like "Why didn't we listen!"

Yeah in all seriousness it probably isn't zombies, but 3 different cases of human flesh eating in such a short period of time in this part of the world is beyond rare. Maybe there really is a really bad batch of PCP going around.

Yes, I'm beginning to think that there might possibly be a more disturbing solution than zombies. Could it be a cult? If so, none of them have admitted it yet. Perhaps it's all tied up to one killer? Someone, somehow is driving these people into these states of frenzied cannibalism. How? God knows, perhaps a drug, extremely powerful hypnotic suggestion, possibly a combination of both.

 

[dyre]

Not sure about link #2; I've never heard of zombies turning themselves in!

 

[the Dept of Science]

This is all just Confirmation Bias. There were approximately 7 billion people who weren't cannibalised yesterday.

Also...

http://www.cracked.com/blog/4-ways-face-eater-zombie-craze-proves-medias-broken/

 

[Lunatic High]

Zombies, or Infected cannibals. I'll keep my fingers crossed that I didn't buy my 12 gauge 2 years ago for nothing.

I own a lever action 30/30 with a little over 100 round, and bolt action .300 remington mag with a VERY good scope and 60 round, hinge action 12 guage with assorted ammo mostly buckshot but I do got 24 slugs, and a semi,auto .22 cablibre rifle with an open sight and well over 230 round. Also 4 buck knives, 2 skinning knive, and a 3 pack of throwing knives, as well a 2 foot machete, a hatchet. With all the neccasry medical supplie I always take with me when I go hunting.

I would just go up to my dads cottage after a quick looting of canadian tire, or a powder keg sporting goods shop, unless any of my friends or family REALLY needed help I would probly try to help them, but joking about it with them they say they'll come to me. lol I'd also go and resque my girlfriend. A vagina has many uses lol also her family and whoever else I could save along the way as long as they wouldn't slow me down. Plus my old man owns 15 guns including pistols with ammo for all of them.

I know its not the zombie apocalypse but a psychopath can dream can't he?

(shit I'm gonna go through my ammo safe just to make sure these numbers are right)

 

[FURY_007]

Well, between me and my friend we have enough guns/weapons to arm a group of survivors, and so we have a plan to gather people up, arm them, gather food/supplies, and then go to place thats easily defendable from the hordes. My armament would be a Lee-Enfield mk. III (til I run outta ammo, but I have a lot to last me a while, plus I'll only be using it for range) and a G3, with plenty of ammo and mags for that, with a Colt Commando .38 revolver on my waist. Oh and a sword-bayonet for my Lee-Enfield that I can use as a giant knife lol. I have a rig that fits everything and enough pockets/pouches for food/water/other supplies/ammo

 

[Soviet Steve]

7 billion people.

3 of them found out to be cannibals.

This is clearly the end. No way we would have this many cannibals amongst us otherwise.

 

[Bvenged]

What is this I don't even...

<color=darkred>ZOMBIES!


runs to the nearest military armory.

Well, I'm going to stand my ground and fight. I'm not going to get eaten without taking at least some of them down with me. Go solo or group up - we all have one thing in common though and that's to kick some Zombie ass!

 

[Flames66]

Don't be silly. It's not zombies. Zombies don't but up their victims, they don't run and they don't use weapons.

No sir, it's not zombies that we are clearly on the verge of getting exposed to. It's just a society gone mad.

Either that or Reavers.

I Ain't goin near those bodies, not if reavers messed with em!!

 

[Esotera]

Well luckily I relocated just today to somewhere they will never be able to catch me

Spoiler: I'd like to see them creep up on me in this

I really hope it does turn out to be the apocalypse, as this is really convenient timing - I have nothing to do for a month.

 

[FamoFunk]

Well luckily I relocated just today to somewhere they will never be able to catch me

Spoiler: I'd like to see them creep up on me in this

I really hope it does turn out to be the apocalypse, as this is really convenient timing - I have nothing to do for a month.

So uh, fancy letting a few of us Escapist come stay with you 'til this whole thing blows over? I'l provide snacks and booze!

 

[aegix drakan_v1legacy]

This isn't enough to say the zombie apocalypse is coming. There is no reason to panic and start grabbing supplies yet.

However, now would be an excellent time to make an anti zombie plan, just to be prepared.

I have a plan for defending my house already, and I have a vague idea of my overall plan shoudl the outbreak go crazy (move to nunavut)

 

[Esotera]

So uh, fancy letting a few of us Escapist come stay with you 'til this whole thing blows over? I'l provide snacks and booze!

You had me at not eating my face

There's a big army base nearby so it's actually quite a good place to be if you're in the UK and there's a zombie outbreak.

 

[Fusioncode9]

I'm sure Madagascar has already shut down everything. Zombie Apocalypse doesn't sound too bad, there's nothing on tv until Breaking Bad comes back in July so maybe this could kill some time.

 

[FamoFunk]

So uh, fancy letting a few of us Escapist come stay with you 'til this whole thing blows over? I'l provide snacks and booze!

You had me at not eating my face

There's a big army base nearby so it's actually quite a good place to be if you're in the UK and there's a zombie outbreak.

Hahaha! I'm in the land of Welsh and Sheep. I'll being a few of them over for food and bait if Zombies were to ever get near us and we need to escape.