Things you like to say but really shouldn't

[Nebr66]

I've actually got quite a few of these. They can be anything really, from stupid catch-phraises to just weird things that you say from time to time that make you look like an utter idiot.

one of mine is "Time to get my fried Asian ass outta here" when ever I leave a room.

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

Pulling a Todd from Scrubs and making sex jokes anytime the situation is presented.

 

[AfroTree]

"goddamm it you stupid *****, shut the fuck up, sit the fuck down, and quit bitching, or ima burn your fags in the fume cupboard!"

goddamm smokers -.-"

 

[Armored Prayer]

Really really mean things about certain people.

I know I shouldn't say them because I'd get my ass kick if I did.

 

[rokkolpo]

IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME! PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!

peanut butter jelly,peanut butter jelly,peanut butter jelly,peanut butter jelly.

 

[AvsJoe]

Instead of saying "Let's Go!" or "Let's do this!", I've always wanted to say "Let's shake this baby!" However, there would be absolutely no way I would ever say that line aloud!

 

[AgentNein]

My friends have gotten in the habit of going "OOOOOOOHH, now you fucked up. Now you fucked up. Now you fucked up. Now you fucked up. You have fucked up now." Also calling each other "fat piece of shit" even though none of us are fat.

It's really dumb and it's from a sketch comedy show, and if you don't get the reference it's not that funny. But dear god we find it hi-larious.

 

[The Maddest March Hare]

I turn any sentence into something dirty, it is my life's mission to leave no sentence un-sullied, no speech sodomy free, no...you get the picture.

 

[Luke5515]

When I do something stupid or clumsy
"You'd think that was me, but you'd be wrong"

 

[AWAR]

Talking like an Albanian while there are Albanians near. They get so easily offended geez..

 

[derdeutschmachine]

I rather enjoy calling people cunts or douche nozzels. may not be much but I love the reaction.

 

[Jim From Accounting]

fuck it RUN
and
stfu be for i hit you with one of my bass's

 

[vodkainferno]

Threatening to sodomize someone with the fist of an angry clown.
Oh, and to a guy "I'm comfortable enough with my sexuality to use rape as a punishment. And I will make sure you enjoy it to."
Although, the best reply (not sure if I was taken seriously) I have gotten was "Will there be spooning before or after?"

 

[Shockolate]

Two "curse" words with a double G in them.

One is rascist against blacks, the other is demeaning towards homosexuals.

I don't use them in any malicious way, but I don't give a flying fuck about what anyone says, I find them amazingly fun to say.

 

[Plurralbles]

IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME! PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!

peanut butter jelly,peanut butter jelly,peanut butter jelly,peanut butter jelly.

hehe. Lifted my day. now I have the will to do homework..

Thx.

 

[Fusoiya]

You should check this out "link to any of the manga/anime I've watched/read the past 2 months" trust me you don't wanna share that stuff with direct friends you meet daily hehe.

 

[Nebr66]

IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME! PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!

peanut butter jelly,peanut butter jelly,peanut butter jelly,peanut butter jelly.

Started singing that to myself in a queue in a McDonalds once, people gave me really weird looks.

 

[Irridium]

Either making horrible puns or making sex jokes.

Especially when I watch a horror movie, then my puns are especially horrorble.

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

Hey, fellow Escapists, Valve isn't actually all that great. You can stop worshiping them.

PC Gamers, stop acting like dicks. We know PC gaming is better overall, but don't act like consoles are for idiots.