Things you were right about when you were a kid

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Mr.Cynic88

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Growing up, I'm sure all of us have heard variations of "you'll understand when you're older" from parents and such, and typically, they've turned out to be right.

Not always though, so I was wondering if we could pick out moments from our childhood when we were right, despite what the adults said.


Mine seem to relate to technology:

When I was a kid, I hated math, specifically memorization, like the multiplication tables, and I told my mom I didn't need to know them, and should just use a calculator. She replies, "you're not going to just carry a calculator everywhere you go."

A few years later and cell phones were ubiquitous, and I in fact always am capable of calculating from my picket.


Also, in my early school years, I remember that the teachers insisted I do essays by writing a first draft, then rewriting the second draft, then writing a final draft. Now, computers were pretty new at the time, so the teachers weren't considering them, but as an impressionable young kid, I was.

"That's stupid," I said. Why rewrite everything when when you can just go over what you typed on the computer and edit as needed? I tried explaining this to my teacher, but she insisted I do things the old fashioned way. By the time I was in high school, everyone was expected to have a computer, and I suspect little kids aren't being taught to write essays longhand anymore either.


So how about everyone else? What things were you right about as a kid?
 

Ubiquitous Duck

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Mr.Cynic88 said:
A few years later and cell phones were ubiquitous
I'm not a phone? o_O

OT: How young can we go in this? Cause if we are talking super young, then I am going to fall hard on my face man. I was not a smart kid!

But talking about essays makes me think of like teenage years, rather than your example of the times tables in Maths (I Anglicised your Americanisms)
 

Mr.Cynic88

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Ubiquitous Duck said:
Mr.Cynic88 said:
A few years later and cell phones were ubiquitous
I'm not a phone? o_O

OT: How young can we go in this? Cause if we are talking super young, then I am going to fall hard on my face man. I was not a smart kid!

But talking about essays makes me think of like teenage years, rather than your example of the times tables in Maths (I Anglicised your Americanisms)
Go as young as you want, as long as you would classify yourself as a kid and not an adult. In my case, the math thing was in elementary school, and the essay thing was early middle school.
 
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I called out my teachers in middle and elementary school quite a few times, but because I was the bad student who didn't do his homework, they always would just tell me to be quiet, then punish me again.

One example I can recall is when my 6th grade Earth science teacher claimed that diamonds were made from gold. I corrected her, saying that it was actually coal, not gold, so she told me I was wrong and gave me detention for disrupting the class. That kind of thing happened on a fairly regular basis.
 

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I called out my teachers in middle and elementary school quite a few times, but because I was the bad student who didn't do his homework, they always would just tell me to be quiet, the. Punish me again.
I never done homework and I told my teacher that theres no point doing homework when I understood it fully in class

OT: I was always told by my mum that when I look back I would remember school fondly. I told her it was bullshit and I was correct
 

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I was told that my great-grandmother went to Heaven when she died when I was three.

I was immeditely suspicious since I was pretty sure she had been buried underground.


And ever since I was a kid there were A LOT of things I knew more about than my teachers, my mum, or grandparents.
Mostly biology and history.

I remember finding a dead bird when I was little (maybe four or five, I wasn't at school yet.)
My granddad told me it was a hawk, and I was sure it wasn't. Obviously not. My guess was that it was a member of the order Galliformes (in English I guess you'd call them fowls), and identified it as Hazel Grouse.

I was right.
I remember that because that was when I started to figure out how to identify animals based on taxonomy.

Also the obvious "Just wait, you will eventually get interested in boys."

NOPE.
 
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shootthebandit said:
I never done homework and I told my teacher that theres no point doing homework when I understood it fully in class.
I tried that same excuse on many different teachers. One teacher actually challenged me to pass the class with only high test scores after I said the homework was pointless, and I got an A in that class. Then I was accused of cheating on the test.

Lieju said:
Also the obvious "Just wait, you will eventually get interested in boys."

NOPE.
Wow, I can't believe I left this out of my first post. Of course for me it was "You will eventually become interested in girls", but that never happened.
 

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As a child, as soon as I was told, I knew immediately that Santa wasn't real. The idea of a magical man visiting all the kids in the world in one night was preposterous. Yeah, I was a downer even when I was five. A real good-time vibe killer.

Also, there was this near comical situation in high school when my best friend (different school) had a buddy over at his house. I took one look at this guy, a huge dude wearing a too-tight shirt, who was extremely nice yet outspoken, and realized he was gay. This is despite the fact that I never met anyone who was openly gay. Also, I was what could be considered a late bloomer. Anyway, I assumed that all of their mutual friends (outside of my circle) already knew, so I didn't say a word, accepted him as a friend, and moved on.

The friend of my friend finally came out of the closet around 10 years later. Everyone was surprised. Everyone but me that is.
 

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As long as I can remember I've always thought being required to say the Pledge of Allegiance every day before school was kinda weird. This has not changed, in fact I find it weirder and weirder as I get older. I'm not anti-American, or even unpatriotic, but requiring kids to utter a pledge that they don't fully understand to a government who's politics is years beyond their comprehension, in an almost prayer like fashion, just feels creepy. The fact that it contains a direct reference to a particular monotheistic deity doesn't help either.
 

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I do remember in religion classes in the 9th grade my teacher would always go 'the archangel Lucifer'...I corrected him after getting fed up about it telling him Lucifer is depicted as a Seraph...not an Archangel. this went on long enough for the teacher to tell me hes going to check every source and if Im wrong I get an F in my report card...if Im right no matter what I do I get an A. Regardless to say I won and I let him hear it for the next 2 years haha.
 

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Olas said:
As long as I can remember I've always thought being required to say the Pledge of Allegiance every day before school was kinda weird. This has not changed, in fact I find it weirder and weirder as I get older. I'm not anti-American, or even unpatriotic, but requiring kids to utter a pledge that they don't fully understand to a government who's politics is years beyond their comprehension, in an almost prayer like fashion, just feels creepy. The fact that it contains a direct reference to a particular monotheistic deity doesn't help either.
When I was a kid, I always hated the argument that America was built on the bible and thats why we should say it and teach it in schools. I mean it was kinda the first issue the founding fathers addressed. No governmental religious preference or spiritual identity.
 

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"Highschool will be the best time in your life" - My dad.......... It was pretty much "meh".

Also, I was continually told that learning cursive was necessary and it would be imperative when I became an adult that I could read and write it. Other than peoples signatures the only cursive I have to read is my mothers, and I don't really write it. EVER.
 

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MP3 players. Everyone had just gone out and bought expensive Mini-disc players and I was rocking my 32mb Rio PMP, everyone thought I was stupid when I said we would be doing away with discs etc in the future and that mp3s are where it's at. Hah!
 

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Being told I would need to know cursive to get through school when I'm older. Nope. They don't even teach kids cursive anymore, so I hear anyway.
 

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I was correct in not wanting to have kids.

Balloons really are scary.

My piano teacher never believed me when I said I could identify any key on the piano with no reference, just by the sound. I still can; most worthless superpower.

LobsterFeng said:
Being told I would need to know cursive to get through school when I'm older. Nope. They don't even teach kids cursive anymore, so I hear anyway.
I heard this from my cousin who teaches, and now write exclusively in cursive as a "screw you" to future generations who may have to read something I put on paper. I might even just hide some treasure somewhere before I die and you bet the clues on the map will be cursive as hell.
 

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My parents used to loath my fondness for things like Comic books and Giant Monster movies. Now closer to 50 than 40, I took a certain evil satisfaction this morning in pointing out to my father that the years top two, highest grossing movies were Captain America and Godzilla.
 

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I called out my teachers in middle and elementary school quite a few times, but because I was the bad student who didn't do his homework, they always would just tell me to be quiet, then punish me again.
*INCOMING JOKE, NOT INTENDED TO INSULT*

Whenever I read these, I do wish I could go to their job, point out every single thing they did wrong and interrupt them constantly. And after I had an hour, I'd leave and two more people would come in my place. And you'd do this for 8 hours a week. And then you'd do this for 5 days a week. All school year. People constantly telling you what you've done wrong, and while they may be sometimes right, more often than not, they're wrong and they've wasted about 10 minutes of precious class time while I deal with their smug arses.

shootthebandit said:
I never done homework and I told my teacher that theres no point doing homework when I understood it fully in class

OT: I was always told by my mum that when I look back I would remember school fondly. I told her it was bullshit and I was correct
Right; assuming you're Rain Man and you instantly did learn everything in class immediately with no need for anything further, let's not discuss you in particular, I'm not trying to attack anyone, just explain.

The vast majority of kids don't just pick it up instantly. Teachers design homework to be interesting and more importantly, to patch up any holes in understanding they may have, TEACH them to learn how to research independently (something you WILL need as an adult, let's say, if you want to know about a political event and not be some extremist thicko on either end parroting O'Reilly or Stewart) and make sure they have a chance to REPEAT that knowledge to help it go down easier and stay memorable? We don't do this at school. This is how our weekends or holidays are spent.

So, imagine how frustrating it is when you get a child not bother to do about 20 minutes of homework per week, they come in with a smug look on their face, they think they know it all, they look at you when you question their knowledge to check if they know it with a blank, vacant and drooling look, and then arse up their exam, and then you get the parents getting arsey because they don't bother to either help or make the child do homework and now he or she failed?

It's VERY frustrating, let me tell you. While I'm sure everyone on the Escapist was a child savant, most children are not. Or we'd be able to teach you EVERYTHING in a year and we'd get a lot more holiday time.

LobsterFeng said:
Being told I would need to know cursive to get through school when I'm older. Nope. They don't even teach kids cursive anymore, so I hear anyway.
And have you tried reading people's handwriting? I've had parents give me notes, and I literally cannot read it. I've read character sheets for roleplaying as a DM, and I still don't know what my Cleric's name is. Frankly, I wish we'd bring it back.

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On topic.

I remember watching my cousin play Final Fantasy VII and thinking "I really like Final Fantasy"
I remember watching a Bruce Lee film and thinking "Yeah, I want to live in China some day"
I looking at Chaos Space Marines, and thinking "I like Warhammer and probably forever"
 

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Most of things I ended up being right about were cartoon-related... As in any cartoon show that's been going on longer than 10 years I remember telling other kids my age that they would be going on even when I became an adult...

So far, only Spongebob Squarepants and, I guess, Fairy Oddparents take top billing...


Other than that... I got nothing...