Things you've said in public you probably shouldn't have said in public.

[McNinja]

I was at my local Gamestop (pre-Deus Ex shenanigans), and an ad for Duke Nukem Forever came on. What I should have said was "I wouldn't buy that game if it came with... a better game." However, what I did say, rather loudly, in the middle of gamestop, was "I wouldn't buy that game if it came with hookers and blow." Surprisingly, no one paid attention to it, and shortly afterward a chubby kid knocked a shelf over. Also, i do not buy hookers and blow. Just so we're clear.

So what have you said in public that you shouldn't have said?

 

[Hiname]

"Can someone PLEASE make that annoying brat shut the fuck up before I do it?"

Me while doing my grocery shopping with a friend of mine because a young mother was unable to make her toddler stop crying for the whole duration of the shopping. (About twenty minutes nonstop throught he whole store.) She didnt even looked like she had tried, so by the time She was standing right behind me on my way to pay I simply could nott ake a single minute more.

So yes, everyone was looking at me like a jerk.

 

[Blueruler182]

I found out a friend of my mom's was taking French while walking towards a house. We go into the house and I say "don't learn french, it's a stupid language" (I was twelve and just got introduced to it, Canadian shools). The guy at the door says in a thick french accent "Thank you." Yeah...

 

[Shadow flame master]

"Stupid cock-blocking *****"

I was in class and we were talking about something irrelevent and a show called Locked Up Abroad came up. I tried to say that it came on the discovery network but this girl in front of me was content that I was wrong. After that, I said the words under my breath but apparently loud enough for my firend to hear. 11th grade.

"You are an annoying *****"

9th grade. I said that at the top of my lungs to this girl in my Biology class. She was constantly annoying me with how the way I dressed and how I had no "swag", so one day I had enough and cussed her out. Now in 12th grade, she is my Vice President for the senior student council.

 

[Ulquiorra4sama]

"Gears of War is such a tragic game. It's so bland i can't imagine anything except grey blob creatures would want to play it"
Then there was a a guy in a grey GoW shirt walking past me

I REGRET NOTHING!

...he probably needed to hear it.

 

[staika]

I really don't say anything when in public that I shouldn't but my grandpa was one of those people who was literally fearless. So half of my family are yankees fans (the bandwagon bitches that they are) and a few years ago we were in new york going to a yankees game and on the way the windows are down and were passing the ghetto when my grandpa says very loudly "Look at all these fucking porch monkeys" needless to say the windows were closed after that and I was literally scared for my life at that point.

 

[Delsana]

"Can someone PLEASE make that annoying brat shut the fuck up before I do it?"

Me while doing my grocery shopping with a friend of mine because a young mother was unable to make her toddler stop crying for the whole duration of the shopping. (About twenty minutes nonstop throught he whole store.) She didnt even looked like she had tried, so by the time She was standing right behind me on my way to pay I simply could nott ake a single minute more.

So yes, everyone was looking at me like a jerk.

If you touched that child you'd probably have spent jail time and been sued.

 

[TheDooD]

"Can someone PLEASE make that annoying brat shut the fuck up before I do it?"

Me while doing my grocery shopping with a friend of mine because a young mother was unable to make her toddler stop crying for the whole duration of the shopping. (About twenty minutes nonstop throught he whole store.) She didnt even looked like she had tried, so by the time She was standing right behind me on my way to pay I simply could nott ake a single minute more.

So yes, everyone was looking at me like a jerk.

This happened to me yet this is after the little kid kept saying he was gonna fuck me up and his mom didn't do shit about it until I said those exact words.

 

[Alssadar]

Cracked a horrible racist joke in 8th grade that my entire class heard.
Didn't help there was a latino girl in the class and knowledge of it spread to most of the grade... at least it was forgotten two days later.

Well, to make up for it, I haven't told racist jokes since/laughed at them.

 

[stefanbertramlee]

*Injures oneslef*

"N*gger"

But no one heard,s o everthing was fine.

 

[Lionsfan]

Me and my friend have a running joke among the two of us that's his towns best Hooker, and he's doing it make money. Once when we were getting back from hanging out I said to him, "That girl over there is probably heading to work your corner, you should tell her who's the Number 1 hooker here" and I'm pretty sure she heard me say that

 

[ReservoirAngel]

I'm not going to give any context for this, I'm just going to tell you:

In a room full of old ladies dancing to swing music during a Christmas Eve party at the retirement home, I ended up saying very loudly "I'll let you fuck me till I scream!"

Like I said, no context given.

 

[The Funslinger]

A car obsessed friend of mine was talking at me about cars on a trip to France. He said he didn't like my dad's car and that he should have gotten this other one, and I said "well my family's not made of fucking money." My French teacher was like "don't use that language!"

That's not all, two years later we were reminiscing about that occasion in the courtyard. I was like "yeah, and then I said my family's not made of fucking money!" and it turned out our new french teacher was walking past us (behind us) who then said "now now, no swearing!"

 

[Snake Plissken]

"N*gger"

Let me get this straight:

You're okay with saying it loudly in a public place, but not okay with typing the actual word in anonymity on the internet?

 

[g3ko]

*Injures oneslef*

"N*gger"

But no one heard,s o everthing was fine.

you mean Nagger, right?

 

[Richardplex]

*Injures oneslef*

"N*gger"

But no one heard,s o everthing was fine.

you mean Nagger, right?

of course,
OT: I've probably said Balls too loudly while my headphones are on and I crash into something (more frequently than I like) but I can't tell.

 

[smearyllama]

"N*gger"

Let me get this straight:

You're okay with saying it loudly in a public place, but not okay with typing the actual word in anonymity on the internet?

Do you think about swearing when you get hurt?
Some people just automatically react by swearing, even when they don't mean to.

 

[SckizoBoy]

'How big are your breasts?!'

...

Uh, yeah... um, but no, that did not result in a slap, well, not immediately, anyway...