this scared the living SH*T out of me

[RAVENBOI22]

http://65.127.124.62/south_asia/4483241.stm.htm

 

[the_carrot]

It's a farce.

 

[Woppler]

Read the date of the article: Friday, 1 April, 2005, 17:00 GMT 18:00 UK
April fool..

 

[Swenglish]

Maybe it was a... what do you call it in english... ARGH I'll just go ahead and directly translate it from swedish: April-joke, but still, imagine if that was actually true. Imagine the consiquenses(?) A biological weapon that could wake the dead, now that's scary.

 

[Easykill]

Reads just like the typical news report found in every plot, be it movie, game or book, featuring a zombie EVER.

 

[trenton9]

Always pay attention to the URL's....be suspicious when you see .stm.htm

 

[Wolfgod]

well im getting my milliatary shotgun katana collections and the highest powered sniper rifle that a single person can carry and as much ammo as a person with a truck can have

 

[Easykill]

Don't forget the canned beans Wolfgod, gotta have the canned beans.

 

[Melaisis]

Sigh.

 

[John Galt]

Trucks are no good for escaping zombies, best bet would be to fortify your house, build an underground shelter, but keep something ready to escape. Should the Cambodians get you, the outbreak should be old enough so that most prisons would have shut down. What you do is escape from your now infested house, get to the prison(most hardened criminals should have left by now for looting and raping), and make that your new awesome zombie fort.

 

[Easykill]

You can even lock the zombies in the cells and poke them with a long stick. It's perfect!

 

[portuga-man]

OH MY GOD THEY'RE GONNA CALL IT "YEAR ZERO"

Would be nice though. It'd be the time when every non-gamer would say "thank god those guys played resident evil games. Without them, we would be doomed". The gaming community would become an elite! How awesome is that?!

(I'm allowed to dream, am i not? :\)

 

[Easykill]

You're forgetting the status of every gun crazy freak out there is gonna get ranked higher than us right? It'd be cool though. Make a movie.

 

[John Galt]

Only problem is that the zombies in the "article" only lived for two hours, what the hell can you do in two hours as a zombie?

 

[Shadow Link]

No, I think it means 2 hours after you have died you will come back to life. Correct me if I am wrong.

 

[John Galt]

Nah, it said 'for' two hours as opposed to 'after' two hours.