This was weird...someone explain it.

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SnootyEnglishman

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So last night after watching several episodes of Scrubs, drinking gatorade and gobbling down French fries i feel asleep and during this i had a very odd dream or just very weird.

I was in a field and there were sheep that i had hearded into a fenced area for it was time to shear them and send the wool off. Suddenly there's an odd looking sheep out in a pasture a few steps away from my current position.."well that's a different looking one" i thought so i approached it and i find it has the head of Bruce Campbell yeah the Bruce Campbell. Well being the farmer that i was i tried to take it back to be part of my flock when a voice cried out "Hey don't be touching that sheep...he's precious" looking around to see where it came from i noticed a very familiar face. It was the escapist's very own Furburt and knowing his love for Bruce i said "I know you love him but i gotta have this wool it's my job" he then proceeded to pull out a miniature shotgun and open fire. In a panic i threw my staff at him and ran after the Bruce Campbell headed sheep but as soon as i touched it he bit my hand off then starting bleating maniacally. As i was losing a vast amount of blood ol Furburt walked up to me with gun in hand and said "don't be messing with my sheep or ye get the boomstick" then i woke up.

I don't get it.....Can someone explain it?
 

reg42

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Hmm... It means you need to distance yourself from Furburt and Bruce. Like fast.
 

Tryzon

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Very odd indeed. I would suggest hitting your head against something until the evil pixies go away. It worked for me!
 
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It could be just a wierd dream. I have them all the time. Sometimes I dream about getting my mind contr-ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL.
 

Dublin Solo

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Nobody can interpret another one's dream, since drems are the brain's way to sort things out. You're the only one with the key, and keep in mind that nothing in dreams is litteral. It's always the biggest metaphors possible.
 

ProtoChimp

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Dreams usually have something to do with whats going on in your life like I was stressed and dreamed about going on the normandy and flying away. Were you talking to Furburt and do you like Bruce Campbell and are you really a farmer or was that just the dream. Also is gatorade a fizzy drink 'cos if so maybe the suger from the gatorade made you're head go weird. (never drank it)
EDIT: You might wanna watch the film waking life if you wanna know about dreams.
 

Nocta-Aeterna

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Demented Teddy said:
2 nights ago I had a dream where I made out with a demon.......
I don't want anyone to explain it, I'd rather not know.
what kind of demon was it? some kind of drooling, oozing abomination; Satyr-like (goat's feet but humanoid upperbody) or just a human with horns, wings and a tail tacked on?

OT:.... there are weirder ones out there...
 

busterkeatonrules

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You are unnerved for some reason by Furburt's fascination with Bruce Campbell, is my guess. Probably nothing to worry about.
 

x0ny

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Last night I dreamt that one of my co workers spat green spit which paralyzes you on contact.
 

The Rockerfly

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Good for some, because of a sleep disorder I don't remember my dreams ever

OT: sounds like a cool story, write a book about it and sell it to kids?
 

snow

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Sounds like you're spending too much time on the Escapist! :p

LOL I can't wait to see what Furburt has to say about some one on the internet is having a dream about him! XD
 

IckleMissMayhem

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Alpha Reaper757 said:
Err.. maybe you need a vacation, a LONG vacation.
I think he needs a "Hug-Me" jacket and a spell in a padded room, to be honest(!!)

As for Furburt, well, hell, there'll be no living with him after this...