Three word story

[sandell123]

Here is a wee little game for ya, i post the first three words of the story, and the next poster posts the next three lines and so on and so fourth.
So continue from this:

Pete loved cows

 

[the Tadman]

I swear to god i've seen this thread three times, by three different posters.

 

[sandell123]

well sorry this is my first time on here

 

[Octorok]

well sorry this is my first time on here

Fair enough, but still - up in the top right is a Search Bar. Please remember to use it before posting a topic.