Time for three very special wishes!

[Queen Michael]

Okay, let's say a genie gives you three wishes. And they can't be altruistic wishes like world peace; they have to be for your own fun. So if your mom's got a horrible disease, you can't ask for her to be cured. These wishes can only be for your own good. Here are the three wishes you get:

1. Something completely impossible.

2. Something so ordinary that it feels like a wasted wish.

3. Something theoretically possible.

Here are my wishes, just to give you a clue of what it's about:


1. That this guy I'm in love with would love me back, even though he's only into women. I'd like to be the one man he's attracted to.

2. A free can of Pepsi. I'm kind of thirsty.

3. For the library to always buy the manga and American comics I want to read.

 

[tippy2k2]

Ooooooh....this is a neat way to do the three wishes. I shall play too!

1. Wolverine super healing (although you COULD argue that this is theoretically possible with nano-stuff but I'm going with impossible since I don't want it to hurt D

2. Bacon. Though that seems like cheating too since Bacon is never a wasted wish

3. I hit on a penny slot for billions of dollars, setting me up virtually for life money-wise

 

[JoJo]

Not a bad idea, my three wishes would be:

1) I can enter an alternate universe of my own design at will and do whatever I want there

2) I'll find a job in the real world within the next month

3) I'll only ever recieve good pokemon from now on from WonderTrade.

 

[Barbas]

All right, I guess...

1 - The power of teleportation.

2 - A cup of hot lemon tea.

3 - To be the unknown author of the world's most successful book.

 

[CrazyGirl17]

My wishes?

1. The ability to transform myself and others into any shape I choose.

2. I dunno, a new itunes card?

3. More peace and understanding in the world.

 

[Little Woodsman]

1. Harem, filled with all of my fictional crushes.

2. To scratch a puppy behind the ears.

3. Toss-up between winning a huge lottery & having one of the girls who sit next to me on the bus and start conversations be crazy in a good way instead of the myriad awful ways that they invariably are.

 

[EeveeElectro]

1) A calorie free bacon sandwich Super powers! Like... bending space and time. Or fire and stuff.
2) A bacon sandwich
3) Lots and lots and lots of money!

 

[Hero of Lime]

1. Impossible wish: I want a real Reshiram to call my own.

2. Wasted Wish: To get my room organized, it's not really messy, I just don't feel like organizing it.

3. Possible Wish: I'm guaranteed a well paying, fairly enjoyable job right after I finish college.

 

[Shoggoth2588]

1: The power to teleport at will, to any place instantly.

2: A bowl of sour-cream-n-onion chips

3: A lottery ticket guaranteed to win a sum in the hundreds-of-millions (after taxes have been taken out of course).

 

[Scarim Coral]

Technically the second wish had came true to me today. Days ago I was chatting to the barber while she was cutting my hair and I said along the line "I wish I had Sunday off every now and then". You see I had ALWAYS worked on a Sunday since I don't mind it while others don't want to worked on that day (I worked in retail before you asked). I know said I don't mind but sometime working on that day can be annoying.

Anyway my first wish would be want one billions pounds as in currency and the third wish would be for the manager to be less bitchy at work!

 

[Chimpzy_v1legacy]

1: People stop being greedy, violent assholes.

2: Some french fries and a nice big burger.

3: Meeting an amazing woman and starting a long-lasting romantic relationship with her.

 

[Multi-Hobbyist]

I wish to open up my business in this economy.
I wish for time to skip ahead 1 second.
I wish for technologically advanced space faring aliens to cut the fucking bullshit and just uplift us and help us along our way in the galaxy already.

 

[Aris Khandr]

1. The ability to change my physical appearance in any way I desire at will.
2. An order of chicken teriyaki from the mall.
3. Being the only winner of the lottery jackpot the next time I choose to play.

Having all the money I could need will make it a lot easier to do well in school. Once I graduate, I can easily pursue my goal of teaching, since I won't have to worry about cost of living. Food is because I'm hungry, but we're in a blizzard right now, so I don't feel safe going out and getting anything. The first one is because I want to change how I look, but am undecided. I know I want bigger boobs, but I don't want to waste my wish and make them too big or not big enough. I would love to change my hair, but I'd be torn between red like Ariel, black, or white. Having the ability to just change myself however I like whenever I like seems the most prudent.

 

[Wraith]

1. All the positive abilities of vampires.

2. A powerful gaming PC.

3. Becoming the best metal artist ever.

Now I am immortal with a bunch of other super powers without sacrificing day time activities. I can play all those sweet PC games I missed, and now I can live out my fantasy as a metal god.

 

[FalloutJack]

This sounds fun.

{1} I want the power to make the things I write to become real at my command.

{2}
{3} A Megas XLR Motion Picture!

 

[Someone Depressing]

A) Some doritos

B) -300 Calories

C) Another packet of doritos

 

[Auron225]

Hmm.... alright

1) To gain the ability of teleportation.

2) Either a dish of yakiniku or okonomiyaki They are both delicious...

3) If I ask for a winning lottery ticket, can I use the money however I want? Do I have to spend it on myself or can I spend it on others? If I can spend it on others, then I'll take the ticket. Otherwise I'll wish to meet my soulmate within the month.

 

[FPLOON]

1. A lifetime supply of King-Size Snicker bars...
b. A slurpee...
#. A futanari girlfriend like the one's from those hentai OVAs I really like...

And, now to predict what said genie would respond to these wishes:

Spoiler: Possible Genie responses

-That's too specific... But, whatever...
-What?
-No, I don't want one...
-How old are you?
-I don't get that reference...
-*laughs*
-Pervert, much?
-You're wish has been granted...
-...Sucker...

 

[Xan Krieger]

1. Something completely impossible.
Immortality with the stipulation that I can kill myself if I so chose

2. Something so ordinary that it feels like a wasted wish.
A woman to go out to dinner with on valentine's day since I'm foreveralone

3. Something theoretically possible.
travelling between alternate dimensions since they all have their own rules and would allow for infinite possibilities (or failing that a nice house on Lake Norman)