Trapped in a horror movie, but which one?

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asteroth21nox

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Lets say you fell asleep and woke up in a horror movie, it's real but it's also of your choosing. Why have you chosen it and will you survive? If you think you will then why?

Personally I would choose Nightmare on Elm street because in my dreams I can shoot lightning bolts, turn invisible, and oddly fly. So my chances of at least out maneuvering or overpowering my opponent is there. If I was in a Jason movie I would be sooooo fucked. One moment I would be running, the next I would be having an asthma attack lol
 

Firoth

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Scream. Because I know how to lock doors, call the police, defend myself, or, at worst, run without tripping and breaking an ankle.
 

L4hlborg

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Pretty much any vampire movie. Because getting killed by a bunch of hot ladies is a lot more fun than getting killed by a bunch of anything else.
 

Frequen-Z

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Friday the 13th. Jason only kills sociable teenagers who have premarital sex and party loads.

I'm safe as fuck.
 

ma55ter_fett

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As long as I can have sex before I die (with one of the hot sluts who populate horror movies) then I don't care if I die or what movie I die in.
 

Anon_Amarth

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Firoth said:
Scream. Because I know how to lock doors, call the police, defend myself, or, at worst, run without tripping and breaking an ankle.
That. Or any other generic B-movie. But one that I would find the most fun to be in, that is another question entirely. I think I would WANT to be in any low budget horror film. Because so long as I remain kind of vigilant and avoid gratuitous sex scenes I think I have a pretty good shot at surviving.

On a slightly less on topic note: I see a large amount of Zombie Holocaust posts on the horizon.
 

waterhazard

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Tankichi said:
Zombieland. Its a Horror Comedy.
After that ending? it was a coming of age film disguised as a comedy IMO

OT: I would say The exorcist. I would look at the girl lock the door and go home.
 

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Frequen-Z said:
Friday the 13th. Jason only kills sociable teenagers who have premarital sex and party loads.

I'm safe as fuck.
Firoth said:
Scream. Because I know how to lock doors, call the police, defend myself, or, at worst, run without tripping and breaking an ankle.

One of these two. Probably Scream. I carry around a huge flashlight with a siren on it when it's just me in the house. Hit him with it and then hit the siren button.
 

Phoenix09215

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L3m0n_L1m3 said:
The Ring.

I'll just go ahead and not watch the tape, thanks.
Well I was gonna say this but instead I will say The Grudge... Just stay clear of the house right?
 

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I would say the Evil Dead movies, but I'm not Bruce Campbell. I think I'll go with Mega Shark Vs. Giant Octopus, because living in a world that has such a flagrant disregard for the laws of physics is fun.
 

Micky_PX

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If I'm picking a movie to try and survive it, then I gotta take something pretty simple. The Ring - Don't watch the tape; The Grudge - Stay out of the house; Cabin Fever - "Fancy going on holiday to a cabin?" "Nah, maybe next time"; Pet Sematary - Don't bury your kid. All pretty straightforward stuff, but to be frank, if I'm waking up "trapped" in a horror movie, I wanna have an experience. Let's face it, if I go into it with the intention of coming out alive, why go into it in the first place?

So, if I'm taking a horror movie to get trapped in, I think I'd want something pretty supernatural and "out there". The type of movie that, if you were a character in it, would make you rethink your entire perspective on reality, faith/religion/science, right and wrong and so forth. Silent Hill springs prominently to mind as one I wouldn't mind being immersed in. Confronted by all the demons of a subconscious, but if we take it strictly on the film, it's less about subconscious demons and more about including all the coolest elements of the games into a logical plot; so assuming we take this strictly on what the movie showed, I just about say no to it, begrudgingly. In that case, I think I'm going to take The Shining, provided I get to the role of Jack. I feel slightly masochistic in choosing that one, because in the end I would go insane, try and kill my own family, and die at the end; but as far as having a totally otherworldly experience is concerned, I could most definitely get that from The Shining.

Close runner-ups, aside from the aforementioned Silent Hill, include:

Wickerman (original) - for the sheer amount of effort all the other characters put into making it a terrifying experience.
Friday the 13th - for good ol' fashion "keep running and try not to have sex" slasher goodness.
Dawn of the Dead - Zombie apocalypse, 'nuff said.
House on a Haunted Hill - The remake, because I've always wanted to stay a night in a haunted house.