True spirit of off-topicness

[TonyVonTonyus]

Since I'm posting something in an off-topic discussion forum I want to see how far from the starting topic you people can take this thread.

To start off; I've recently come under the impressiont that there's a contract out on my head, mainly when someone in a room with several people in it glance at me and then leave the room without any prior explanation (not a joke saying how ugly sonmeone said I was. Just because I hadn't shaven in a week doesn't mean I'm ugly, it mean's I can't find wire to charge my electric razor...*****). Now take this off-topic.

 

[PrimoThePro]

Interesting.
Oh yes, I have the same problem. No one can properly assassinate me. I put the contract out there, and yet, all these assassins must be new blood, because I find them and destroy 'em before they can get a shot off.
I blame the schools...

 

[viranimus]

Shaving.. why on earth did I buy this "ultimate razor" that supposedly never goes dull, yet the very first use its more dull and painful to use than the dullest razor I had.

Why is it that most "as seen on tv" products are just so awful?

 

[SeaCalMaster]

Since I'm posting something in an off-topic discussion forum I want to see how far from the starting topic you people can take this thread.

To start off; I've recently come under the impressiont that there's a contract out on my head, mainly when someone in a room with several people in it glance at me and then leave the room without any prior explanation (not a joke saying how ugly sonmeone said I was. Just because I hadn't shaven in a week doesn't mean I'm ugly, it mean's I can't find wire to charge my electric razor...*****). Now take this off-topic.

Ron Paul!

 

[Atticus89]

I used to have a neck beard, but I had to have shave for this mad doctor character in a haunted house back on Halloween. I decided to keep some pretty awesome sideburns, and all the girls preferred my now-epic sideburns over the beard.

Lately, I've been trying to get a goatee going since I kinda miss having some facial hair.

 

[VeX1le]

Interesting.
Oh yes, I have the same problem. No one can properly assassinate me. I put the contract out there, and yet, all these assassins must be new blood, because I find them and destroy 'em before they can get a shot off.
I blame the schools...

You know my sniper's laser sights been a bit off lately, you know anyone who can properly calibrate it, I need it for....... official business.

 

[omicron1]

Is it off-topic in this topic about being off-topic to bring the topic on topic again?

I think you really need to find the cord to your razor, man - that or live your life in fear of your life/in loneliness.

 

[JRCB]

I've wanted to grow a beard, but my girlfriend won't let me.

I'm not going to see her until next thursday, so I'm trying to grow something by then.

 

[voetballeeuw]

You seriously can't even find like a 2 dollar el'cheapo manual razor? Or can't you shave with a blade, are you not a manly man like the rest of us? That's it, I call overtly effeminate facial hair maintenance on this thread.

Exactly, I shave with a bowie knife.

 

[Atticus89]

Is it off-topic in this topic about being off-topic to bring the topic on topic again?

I think you really need to find the cord to your razor, man - that or live your life in fear of your life/in loneliness.

But couldn't you argue that life is a constant existence of fear and loneliness in that only we are the best judges of who we are?
"We're all scared. It's part of the human condition. Why do ya thinks I puts on this tough-guy facade?" -random fat character from Futurama

 

[TonyVonTonyus]

This is getting to on topic....I was frozen today!

 

[lacktheknack]

OH! Did no one tell you? Fiji has wonderful weather today!

 

[Johnnyallstar]

Why would anyone want to eliminate epic facial hair anyways? Unless, you're a woman, then it is perfectly acceptable to, and even encouraged.

Now THAT is a virile man right there!

 

[blankedboy]

Is it off-topic in this topic about being off-topic to bring the topic on topic again?

I hate it when there's lots of people in a room. You get uneasy...

amidoinitrite

 

[mcpop9]

well i still haven't been assassinated yet, and i've had a contract on my head for a ye-

 

[ConnorTheRed]

You seriously can't even find like a 2 dollar el'cheapo manual razor? Or can't you shave with a blade, are you not a manly man like the rest of us? That's it, I call overtly effeminate facial hair maintenance on this thread.

Exactly, I shave with a bowie knife.

I use a battleaxe.
It needs resharpening after every shave.

 

[TonyVonTonyus]

You seriously can't even find like a 2 dollar el'cheapo manual razor? Or can't you shave with a blade, are you not a manly man like the rest of us? That's it, I call overtly effeminate facial hair maintenance on this thread.

Exactly, I shave with a bowie knife.

I use a battleaxe.
It needs resharpening after every shave.

I can't use my battle axe, I must use it for smiting the enemies of metal...and people who walk around with their mouths open.

 

[Atticus89]

Battleaxes? Bowie knives? Sounds like some people are over-compensating.

Just use a Swiss Army knife. It's facial hair, not acne.

 

[ConnorTheRed]

Battleaxes? Bowie knives? Sounds like some people are over-compensating.

Just use a Swiss Army knife. It's facial hair, not acne.

Acne? That's what blowtorches are for.