Twilight movie bores man to death.

[Hurr Durr Derp]

WELLINGTON, New Zealand - Police are hoping an autopsy will explain what caused a man to slump over in his chair and die while watching a screening of "The Twilight Saga: Eclipse" at a Wellington cinema.

The 23-year-old, described by police as a transient, was found unresponsive in his chair, with no obvious injuries, after a screening of the vampire romance movie on Sunday night, the New Zealand Herald reported.

Paramedics could not resuscitate him.

The man appeared to have gone alone to the 6 p.m. screening. He was discovered by cinema staff about 8.20 p.m. when the rest of the patrons had left, Detective Senior Sgt. Scott Miller told the Herald.

"There are no obvious injuries to this person. And we are looking at this as an unexplained death," Miller said.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/38099455/ns/world_news-asiapacific/

 

[Irridium]

Why would you go see Twilight by yourself?

 

[Canadamus Prime]

So I guess this would be a suicide then?
kekekekekekekeke
/joke

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

Probably a random Heart Attack or something, most likely unrelated to Twilight itself.

 

[GideonB]

Probably a random Heart Attack or something, most likely unrelated to Twilight itself.

Probably. But this is just ironic.

 

[Cody211282]

Why would you go see Twilight by yourself?

Evidently to kill yourself.

 

[ssgt splatter]

! ROFLMAO!

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

Probably. But this is just ironic.

Man sees movie, then dies of unknown incident duirng movie.

Irony being...?

 

[Lord Mountbatten Reborn]

Probably. But this is just ironic.

Man sees movie, then dies of unknown incident duirng movie.

Irony being...?

Some people don't get what irony is. I'll find the Cracked article...

Edit: And here it is! [http://www.cracked.com/funny-1085-irony]

OT: I do find it amusing at any rate.

 

[Jumplion]

I know I shouldn't find this funny, but that really is one helluvah funny coincidence.

My condolences to the family and whatnot, but I'm still chuckling uncontrollably in my head.

 

[Ponch]

Why would you go see Twilight by yourself?

Shame.

 

[Radeonx]

Probably a random Heart Attack or something, most likely unrelated to Twilight itself.

Probably. But this is just ironic.

It's not ironic in the slightest.

OT: That sucks. Too bad for his family, it's obviously not because of the movie.

 

[iLikeHippos]

I got to say, those comments on that news site are hilarious.

OT: He is the lucky one. *Signals a cross over his chest*

 

[silver wolf009]

Oh god the thing is killing now! we wont be able to be stop it now.

 

[Tourette]

Why would you go see Twilight by yourself?

Shame.

Beat me to it,lol.

 

[Magnalian]

Probably a random Heart Attack or something, most likely unrelated to Twilight itself.

Probably. But this is just ironic.

How is it ironic? It's funny, sure, but I don't see the irony.

 

[rokkolpo]

Why would you go see Twilight by yourself?

indeed, at least do it to get a girl or something.

So I guess this would be a suicide then?
kekekekekekekeke
/joke

he must have really had a hard life......poor guy.

 

[Kukakkau]

So I guess this would be a suicide then?
kekekekekekekeke

Standing ovation for that - bravo

Funny thing is I HAVE joked about this happening to my friends - now I have proof

EDIT: And post #1000 woo!

 

[Thedayrecker]

His brain killed itself in an effort to get away