Ugliest Outfits in Games

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DustyDrB

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I love games. I love the action, the story, the puzzles...and dressing up my hero. Yes, there's a strange joy in spiffing up my character so he or she can proudly strut about. That said, some games feature outfits that are less than desirable. My bottom five (I'm limiting it to games that let you equip different armors):


Most Fallout armor is supposed to look rugged and makeshift. Mission accomplished here. The armor looks like repurposed pieces of a child's four wheeler. It over-sized appearance also makes your character look like a boy who is trying on his dad's suit.


So fur makes for good shield material. Who knew? Maybe it's practical attire in Skyrim or Bruma, but Fur armor looks pretty cheesy.


Though a useful piece of armor early in the game, Davik's getup is not so pleasing to the eye. Maybe BioWare asked themselves, if Prince were a Star Wars hero, what would he wear?


The armor does come with a bevy of useful boosts. It also seems to boost the weight of whoever wears it. This armor just makes you look frumpy and chubby no matter what. The dragon design just looks random, and the armor seems to be missing something around the shoulders.



The hideousness of this armor is only enhanced by the work you have to put in to obtain it. I went through all the Lair of Romulus missions as fast as I could, having to repeat two of them when they bugged out on me, and then I was rewarded with...this. Maybe I'm just not a fan of fur. The Armor of Brutus looks like a cross between the attires of a nobleman, a centurion, and Daniel Boone. Not a fan.

So there's mine. What are yours?
 

darth.pixie

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Every single armour in KotOR. Every single one.

The elven horse amour in Oblivion was pretty bad too.
 

GiantRaven

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This seems like an appropriate link to post. [http://www.somethingawful.com/d/fashion-swat/game-swat.php]
 

WanderingFool

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I agree with the Armor of Brutus Not as sexy (the armor, not the guy wearing it) as the armor you get in AC2 (forgot the name)

As for me, the Dedric armor from Oblivion. I understand its suppose to be demonic, but its still ugly as fuck.
 

Caligulove

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first time I played KotOR I actually used Daviks Armor a lot until I left Dantooine and realized how much I used force powers and how much armor constricted their usage. Wore nothing but the Jedi Robe tiers from that point, but never looked as stylish- I thought it made my character look fucking hilarious, especially with Davik's Visor. I looked like Prince playing Geordi LaForge from star trek- in star wars!! Brilliant!
 

King Kupofried

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Why stop at Fur Armor from Oblivion? Every piece of armor in that game looked hideous, and every weapon, and every single person..
I quite liked the Blood Dragon armor from DA though.

Monster Hunter had quite a few..less than appealing to the eye armor sets. Like the good ol' Qurupeco Armor. The set that I wore for almost my entire hunting career in Tri. Has a great group oriented set bonus.
 

Who Dares Wins

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Actually the fur suit is really nice looking if you combine it with other armor/clothes.

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This armor is supposed to be awesome but it looks like a mascot, with its big head, ridiculously small arms and when you add in the pose that the character takes...



Just look at it.


THIS is what you get for killing yourself over getting the best PvE armor for Warlocks. It's an insult to the "Proud Order of Warlocks".


The female version also looks bad, but the male one takes the cake. It just looks too... piercable.
 

ABLb0y

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Why hasn't Bayonetta been mentioned yet? Her outfit is made out of her pubes. Can't get much more disgusting.
 

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ABLb0y said:
Why hasn't Bayonetta been mentioned yet? Her outfit is made out of her pubes. Can't get much more disgusting.
I haven't played Bayonetta but I thought it was hair (as in head hair) and not pubes. Also the thread is about how armor looks not its effectiveness, origin, or anything else.
 

Scarim Coral

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In Guild Wars this has got to be the ugliest armour for a male Assassin.

My Eyes! I know Assassin are about speed but that too much skin and what up with those spike thing? Overall it look like a male stripper!
 

Casual Shinji

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I'm sensing a distinct lack of Tidus and his leather leederhosen.

EDIT. Oh wait, it's only about ugly armor... Well, he still deserves a mention nonetheless.
 

ABLb0y

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Who Dares Wins said:
ABLb0y said:
Why hasn't Bayonetta been mentioned yet? Her outfit is made out of her pubes. Can't get much more disgusting.
I haven't played Bayonetta but I thought it was hair (as in head hair) and not pubes. Also the thread is about how armor looks not its effectiveness, origin, or anything else.
Oh, now i get it! Sorry, in that case, Madison's normal outfit in Heavy Rain. unflattering as hell.
 

BENZOOKA

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Hey, you're no Lisa Foiles!

If I can customize the character or (piece of) outfit, then I concentrate on these things. But if I loot an ugly helmet with +2 defense, then the +1 defense cool helmet gotta go.

I can't think of an ugly outfit as those rarely stick to head, but I know when I see one.
 

DustyDrB

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Who Dares Wins said:

The female version also looks bad, but the male one takes the cake. It just looks too... piercable.
I do hate that one too, but I find it more drab than ugly. It does look like it's made out of spandex and foam.
 

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ABLb0y said:
Why hasn't Bayonetta been mentioned yet? Her outfit is made out of her pubes. Can't get much more disgusting.
I personally wouldnt complain about her pubes..


But I'm going with these...



4 main characters and not a single bracer, Pitboy shoulderpad, sword sheath, helmet or shiney peice of plate armour anywhere... Yawwwwwwn!
(credit to the guy on the left for trying to match)