Unskippable: Mini Ninjas

[Graham_LRR]

Mini Ninjas

They're not that impressive, really. We've seen smaller.

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[dex-dex]

dam those evil porpoises!

also being picked last for anything sucks not just for dodgeball
Fantastic episode.

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

For some damn reason, I want to go watch Hamtaro after that...And yes, I did skip the credits/opening. I've got the exact click locations in the timer bar down to a SCIENCE after watching this series so many times. Also, why does the intro music for every damn Escapist show have to be so freaking loud?

Don't question my thought processes!

 

[alittlepepper]

Wow, this whole game just seems like it would be so...I dunno. Boring? Is that the word I'm looking for? I know "cutesy" games like this one can surprise you sometimes, but. Don't see it happening in that one. Also, basically being told that your character is a worthless wretch in the opening cutscene doesn't exactly endear it in my books.

Good episode, guys. Really enjoyed it, as always.

...and seriously, hats? :|

Edit: Put the right word in, thanks for pointing it out to me. Habit.

 

[paralost]

aww blade wielding, murderous assassins never looked so adorable. is it just me or did that cut scene seem unusually unbearable.

 

[icyneesan]

Love Monday mornings, got my microwave pizza and my Unskippable. Now if only I had a job or a girlfriend or something D:

Love the Hat he gets, perfect for going down rapids and whatnot

 

[Jack and Calumon]

I wouldn't mind a funny ninja hat. I'm sure they'll be like the ones on Heavenly Sword, except because these Ninjas are so small, I bet that they use them as toboggans rather than Frisbees.

Calumon: Maybe send more than one at a time? Silly Ninjas.

 

[icyneesan]

Good review, guys. Really enjoyed it, as always.

It wasn't a review though lol

 

[dalek sec]

That was just a dull cutscene I think. I loved your jokes and all but I think this is another of those cutscene's that just can not be saved no matter how great the jokes are.

 

[Buizel91]

Aren't they all Asian?

Agents...

Ooh sorry...

Yeh it's ok guys, kill me for 5 mins why don't you ¬_¬! Great video! XD

 

[JacobyPAX]

Calumon: Maybe send more than one at a time? Silly Ninjas.

Ninjas are actually more effective the fewer there are of them. Its what is know as the Ninja-Inverse Theorem. That is why whenever you see one Ninja its an unstoppable killing machine, and when there is an army of ninjas they fall over like cardboard cutouts of people in dark colored pajamas.

 

[Something Amyss]

Come on guys, Ninjas fight with honour. Haven't you seen Teenage Mutant Ninja turtles?

 

[addeB]

That changed how I look at ninjas... for ever!

 

[wsmieszek]

I actually liked the art direction of the cutscene until they shown the 3D part. Oh well.

 

[Mr. Omega]

Yet another reasons why Pirates > Ninjas.

OT: Good episode, and yes, this all does seem oddly familiar to the plans of a certian robot-making evil scientist.

 

[hawk533]

If you think about it, hats are at least more useful than most of the other special items found in video games. Usually it's like rings, necklaces, bangles and keychains. At least a hat can protect your head.

 

[Tony2077]

maybe i should try the demo of this it seem interesting

 

[Jaebird]

Beware the Evil Samurai Warlord's Ancient River Dance of a Thousand Deaths. In order to overcome this terrible and painful technique, you must train to master the Bat-Toosie.

Btw, the sound quality of the mics is much better than before.