Up the Ante

[ithoughtiwascool]

This is a forum game where we constantly outbid each other. One player will make a wager, and the player after that will raise it.
Example:
Player 1: Geraldine Ferraro!
Player 2: I see your Geraldine Ferraro and raise you one Sarah Palin!
Player 3: I see your Sarah Palin and raise you a Deborah Gibson!

I'll start:

A panda.

 

[i don't know]

I see your creepy forest and raise you one locust swarm.

 

[wesdabigman]

I see your locust swarm and raise you the death of your first born child.

 

[i don't know]

I see your death of my first born child and raise you 3 kicks to the d***. (that's what you get for killing my children ((which I don't have(((because I hate kids))))))

 

[ithoughtiwascool]

I see your 3 kicks to the dick and raise you a foot up the ass.

 

[Simalacrum]

I see your foot up the ass and raise you a bullet to the groin.

 

[ithoughtiwascool]

I see your bullet to the groin and raise a cystoscope.

 

[wesdabigman]

I see your cystoscope and raise you a science word with more letters. I believe that earns me a triple letter score.