Useless Knowledge is still Power

[Lrd_Chikn]

Assuming you know a piece of useless knowledge

Lets say your talking to someone and, you happen to know an interesting but useless little factoid what would you say? It has to be true.

I would say
"Did you know Sherlock Holmes was addicted to crack." or
"Pouring alcohol on a scorpion will cause it to go insane and stab itself to death"

 

[bad rider]

Seems a little random, you need to work it in to a ethical debate. The only type of debate were all information is relevant.

 

[xitel]

That's not power, that's just annoying. Sorry, but it is.

 

[TerraMGP]

Knowledge IS power

And Power Corrupts

And Corruption is a crime

And Crime does not pay

If you keep reading you will go BROKE!

 

[bad rider]

Knowledge IS power

And Power Corrupts

And Corruption is a crime

And Crime does not pay

If you keep reading you will go BROKE!

Waaaaaaaaayyyy too late.

 

[Lrd_Chikn]

Random Person #1: I think Batman really F*cked up, the only reason he's a hero is because he wants to feel good about himself
Random Person #2: Yeah but he still helps them and doesn't ask for anything, you know who's really f*cked up: Sherlock Holmes
Random Person #1: Why, he was a badass detective and he charged people money beacuse he wasn't a multi-millionaire
Random Person #2: But he used that that money to buy cocaine
Random Person #1: That's not true
Random Person #2: Scorpion's go crazy when you pour alcohol on them
Random Person #1: What
Random Person #2: You know Jesus was a lobster who talked in a Yiddish accent
(Random Peron #1 leaves)
Random Person #2: And Santa is a robot

 

[jim_doki]

Useless fact 1:
Doki, where i took my name from, is onimatapea for the human heart beat in Japan. I got it from the title of The original Mario 2, Doki Doki Panic

Useless fact 2:
nobody gives a shit

 

[Knight Templar]

Knowledge IS power

And Power Corrupts

And Corruption is a crime

And Crime does not pay

If you keep reading you will go BROKE!

Right because when you get mugged the money changes into butter.

 

[xitel]

Knowledge IS power

And Power Corrupts

And Corruption is a crime

And Crime does not pay

If you keep reading you will go BROKE!

Right because when you get mugged the money changes into butter.

What... what?

 

[psijac]

Pornstars wear high heels because the floors of a porn set is typically ummm unclean

 

[sheic99]

Did you know that Seagulls can't belch and will explode if fed Alka-Seltzer?

 

[Knight Templar]

Crime does not pay

Right because when you get mugged the money changes into butter.

What... what?

Better?

 

[Anarchemitis]

The colour orange is named after the fruit.

 

[xitel]

Crime does not pay

Right because when you get mugged the money changes into butter.

What... what?

Better?

I was questioning the butter comment.

 

[Fightgarr]

Crime does not pay

Right because when you get mugged the money changes into butter.

What... what?

Better?

I was questioning the butter comment.

They're adressing the "crime doesn't pay" comment; though I' m not sure why, it was on a joke post.

 

[xitel]

Crime does not pay

Right because when you get mugged the money changes into butter.

What... what?

Better?

I was questioning the butter comment.

They're adressing the "crime doesn't pay" comment; though I' m not sure why, it was on a joke post.

Oh, no, I know that. I'm just questioning where the "turns into butter" thing is from. Normally things like that are in-jokes or the like.

 

[Tattaglia]

Red is the opposite of blue, unless you're talking about blue, then its opposite is red... unless you're talking about green, then you're fucked.

 

[sequio]

Willard Wigan makes micro sculptures.

I have never had the chance to bring this up in a normal discussion.

 

[RebelRising]

Crime does not pay

Right because when you get mugged the money changes into butter.

What... what?

Better?

I was questioning the butter comment.

They're adressing the "crime doesn't pay" comment; though I' m not sure why, it was on a joke post.

Oh, no, I know that. I'm just questioning where the "turns into butter" thing is from. Normally things like that are in-jokes or the like.

What we have here...is a failure to communicate.