Uwe Boll: Breaking Point!

[Bishop99999999]

In honor of Uwe Boll's Dungeon Siege sequel hitting shelves/bargain bins/trash cans/your wall at high speed, go ahead and say what game he would need to get his hands on for you to finally embrace vigilante justice and do what needs to be done for the sake of our beloved medium.

Let me say that I might just lose my mind if he was the one to finally get his grubby hands on the Halo franchise.

 

[C2Ultima]

How about he makes another Mortal Kombat movie. The shitty ones so far have not yet been enough for the dreadful franchise.

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

I could guarantee you that the sentence "Half-Life: The Movie, Directed By Uwe Boll" would have me running to the nearest gun store.

 

[razerdoh]

Wardens - A Dragon Age tale! if that happens i will declare war upon Germany for harboring a terrorist...

 

[gellert1984]

EvE Online, The Movie Directed by Uwe Boll would force me to break out the Boll Buster.

 

[Elsarild]

In honor of Uwe Boll's Dungeon Siege sequel hitting shelves/bargain bins/trash cans/your wall at high speed, go ahead and say what game he would need to get his hands on for you to finally embrace vigilante justice and do what needs to be done for the sake of our beloved medium.

Let me say that I might just lose my mind if he was the one to finally get his grubby hands on the Halo franchise.

Assassin's creed or the fallout as a series.

Embrace your rubber duck death you german sausage.

 

[IamLEAM1983]

Fallout: the Movie.

Wherein the protagonist is named Lone Wanderer, is played by Jason Statham, and spends most of the movie shooting raiders and ghouls left and right thanks to horribly jumpy cuts and crappy gore.

Oh, and if you squint hard enough, you can see John Rhys-Davies as Wanderer's father somewhere in there, and Udo Kier as... erm... Udo Kier, I guess.

Then there's a mushroom cloud and the movie ends, the audience left in absolute bewilderment as to what the flying fuck just happened.

Then I'd get my uncle's hunting rifle as he's the only guy in the family with a gun and would gladly proceed to blow my brains out. I wouldn't bother trying to kill Boll, he's an unstoppable force of awful cinematography and he makes Ed Wood's ghost cry Manly Tears. Killing myself would be the only solution.

 

[julkip]

I actually like uwe boll movies?

 

[Virgilthepagan]

Uwe Böll presents: Mass Effect, the Musical! A delightful romp starring Jason Statham as Commander Shepherd.

 

[TheGreatAndPowerfulZOG]

ehh... at least Boll's films can be easily ignored. Better him than, say, ughhh.... Halo: a Micheal Bay film.

 

[MammothBlade]

Deus Ex: The Constipation by Uwe Boll

I would find his address and disembowel him so fast... then he'll know what constipation is.

 

[JustOrdinary]

... No, it is too horrifying to even comprehend a Psychonauts movie adaptation. Excuse me, I need to go shower off this unclean feeling I have now.

 

[Beryl77]

Half Life. If he would rape this franchise I'll hunt this fucker down and let him watch his own movies.

Wow, calm down there a bit. Make him watch his own movies? I know he's a fucker but that's just inhuman.
But I agree that he better not lay a finger on Half-Life.

 

[ankensam]

did u guys know he made a movie about auschwitz but in terms of gaming franchises none deserve his treatment, even franchises i hate like pacman dont deserve it

 

[Shadow flame master]

If he's as bad as a director/producer/film maker as everyone here says he is, then a Kingdom Hearts movie would suck ass. Granted, if he was to make an animated movie of KH then I would watch it but I'm afraid it would still suck.

 

[NinjaDeathSlap]

In honor of Uwe Boll's Dungeon Siege sequel hitting shelves/bargain bins/trash cans/your wall at high speed, go ahead and say what game he would need to get his hands on for you to finally embrace vigilante justice and do what needs to be done for the sake of our beloved medium.

Let me say that I might just lose my mind if he was the one to finally get his grubby hands on the Halo franchise.

Agreed on Halo, also Mass Effect, Assassin's Creed, or Deus Ex. If he so much as expressed an interest in any of these I would kidnap him, tie him up, and then make him bleed out one drop of blood at a time. Anything else would be too quick.

 

[Terramax]

ehh... at least Boll's films can be easily ignored. Better him than, say, ughhh.... Halo: a Micheal Bay film.

This is a very, VERY good point.

At least Boll isn't living a massive life of riley from making mediocre/ bad films.