Uwe Boll making a game

[TheCheesy4]

It seems he's not content with just making awful movies of games, as Uwe Boll is trying his hand at making a game. Based on what I believe is an upcoming movie of his set in the Vienam war, Tunnel Rats will eventually available on Steam. Watch the trailer if you dare.
What are your thoughts on the game, the trailer or Uwe Boll in general?

Tunnel Rats Steam page: http://store.steampowered.com/app/31300/

 

[Caimekaze]

Wow, that looks rather mediocre. It may just scrape on to average.

Why are the main character's arms constantly blood-stained, but not his hands?

 

[TheCheesy4]

Wow, that looks rather mediocre. It may just scrape on to average.

Why are the main character's arms constantly blood-stained, but not his hands?

BOLL IS MAGIC! CONFORM!

 

[Caimekaze]

Wow, that looks rather mediocre. It may just scrape on to average.

Why are the main character's arms constantly blood-stained, but not his hands?

BOLL IS MAGIC! CONFORM!

I haven't seen an Uwe Boll film, so I refuse to classify him as pure evil until I do.

 

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...hey.......he might be good at making games.................................................maybe

 

[TheCheesy4]

Boll is magic, all hail boll, all hail boll etc..

Indeed brother. Hail Boll.

 

[Chipperz]

That looks bloody awful.

 

[Trivun]

Wow, that looks rather mediocre. It may just scrape on to average.

Why are the main character's arms constantly blood-stained, but not his hands?

BOLL IS MAGIC! CONFORM!

I haven't seen an Uwe Boll film, so I refuse to classify him as pure evil until I do.

Which means he's pure evil either way, because if you haven't seen his films then you've been spared, and if you have then you'll also classify him as pure evil... believe me. You will.

 

[Hippobatman]

Hmm... Kinda cheesy the way the trailer put it: "Are you man enough to take the challenge?"

"No, Boll, I don't think I am man enough to even consider watching any of your movies, let alone playing a game you're in charge for"

Kill it with fire.

 

[tk1989]

wtf the fuck is up with the colours theyre using in that game? You would think that even in broad daylight things would actually be visible but apparently not... The colours theyre using are terrible; maybe the trailer was just crappy quality, but i can see it being extremely difficult to play that game when you cant fucking see anything/

 

[Gladion]

Will the government be funding his games aswell?
Thats how he keeps making movies...the government funds the worst fucking film maker ever
fuck me the irony..

What government?

 

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Will the government be funding his games aswell?
Thats how he keeps making movies...the government funds the worst fucking film maker ever
fuck me the irony..

What government?

The German government, or something. He found a loophole in some piece of legislation.

 

[TheCheesy4]

Was it just me, or was the frame rate awful in that trailer?

 

[headshotcatcher]

The game is already out, 15th of May I think, but reviews have been pretty bad for it.. It's an interesting concept but just not done properly.

 

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Will the government be funding his games aswell?
Thats how he keeps making movies...the government funds the worst fucking film maker ever
fuck me the irony..

What government?

The German government, or something. He found a loophole in some piece of legislation.

Yep in Germany if you fund your own film its a tax right off so it gets reimbursed or something like that...
Seriously Uwe FUCK YOU!

I'm quite envious of the man. You get paid for practically contributing nothing. I'm willing to bet Nadya Suleman (effing Octomom) learned from this guy.