Venture Bros-What is your favorite quote?

[punkrocker27]

in my opinion the best show on television with jazz music that's not shit.

Doc Venture: Hey I've seen things that would make your head spin!
Sgt. Hatred: Oh yeah. Well I've seen a guys head spin, like right off his neck. Why? Because I punched him!

 

[ReincarnatedFTP]

Brock Samson: You did this! You did this, didn't you? RRRAH!
Baron Underbite: As usual, your detective skills are impeccable, Samson. You have succeeded in exposing my sinister plan to lock myself in a dungeon, chained to an albino.

 

[Avatar Roku]

Ignore me!!

Look, I'm pretty sure I missed your kidney...

 

[improbable]

And then I fuck it.

 

[archvile93]

I don't remeber too many lines, so here's the best one I can remember.
"Yes, yes, you're very generous with my things." Rusty to his brother

EDIT: Oh yeah I just remebered, "I didn't lose my virginity until I was twenty-four. It must've been Brock"

 

[Wyataa]

Hank: Helloski! I am how you say Russian guyovitch from henchman exchange program.

or

Dr. Orpheus: This machine is powered by the soul of a forsaken CHILD!?

 

[pirate_wezza]

Henchmen 24 to Henchmen 21 :

"A beard is not a substitute for a jawline, no matter hows its trimmed"

 

[CaptainCrunch]

Not exactly a quote, but this totally has to count:
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[Aardvark]

Hunter Gathers:

The minute God crapped out the third caveman, a conspiracy was hatched against one of them!

And you're a tool, boy, a tool! Built for a single purpose by the United States of shut your third god damned eye for a good fucking reason! You can't teach a hammer to love nails, son. That dog don't hunt!

When I'm through with you, you'll be a member of the elite agency that's been thanklessly defending this big-ass country since the second American Revolution.... the invisible one.

 

[KeyMaster45]

"LETS GO FUCK UP AN EMPTY VENTURE COMPOUND!!!"
&
"If you need me I'll be in my daughter's closet"

 

[ElephantGuts]

Too many to choose from.

 

[foxyboy]

This is getting stupid! - Brock when Dean is headless and a "good" mummy approaches them

 

[DownOnTheUpside]

Samson: *grabs guys balls in process of beating him up and stops* "Uh.. I don't know how to tell you this but I think I feel a lump..."

 

[Captain Wes]

"So you only hunt african american vampires?"
"No, I hunt blackulas they don't have african americans in england, look i specialize in hunting black vampires, I don't know what the p.c. term for that is"

 

[Kiutu]

Almost everything said during the mission with #1. "See, he doesnt even have a name!" "MY NAME IS SCOTT!" "Great, now we're gonna be calling out your name over your dead body, Scoooooooooott!"

 

[Scrythe]

"I'm David Bowie"

Seriously. Shit does not get any more awesome than David fucking Bowie.

 

[Kiutu]

"I want to KICK HIS ASS! I want to build a MACHINE to KICK HIS ASS! I want to form an Empire to house the Machine that KICKS HIS ASS!"
Now THATS dramatic!

And
Tiger Balm? Oh, maybe he is sore at us, and gave us balm to sooth! (bit later) Oooooo, Tiger.. BOMB

(Sorry if I get...whorish with quotes...I cant help myself.)

 

[Proteus214]

"Quick! Squeeze my tits!" *smack*

Not exactly a quote, but this totally has to count:
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You have no idea how often my friends quote this scene...

 

[CaptainCrunch]

"Quick! Squeeze my tits!" *smack*

Not exactly a quote, but this totally has to count:
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You have no idea how often my friends quote this scene...

You have no idea how awesome your friends are.

 

[Sanctus Hospes]

The Monarch when raiding Phantom Limb's home: "Kill everyone! God will recognize his own!"