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Divine-Darkness

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It could be a crush of any orientation, anything goes. Man-crushes (where you idolize or "want to be like" said character) also count.

I'll admit my big man-crush on Gordon Freeman. He's a physicist whom is so awesome that he knows how to use a variety of weapons (on command), kick ass, win the girl (so far), evade the Combine, travel to alien worlds, (and the list goes on) and he doesn't say a word.

Just awesome...

((I'd also like to relive my favorite video game quote from a previous topic:

"..."
-Gordon Freeman))
 

TheBluesader

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Setsuka in Soul Calibur IV. I spend equal amounts of time wanting to be her boyfriend and reminding myself this is exactly why I'll probably never have a real woman again.

And I know it's personalized, but one of my characters in Saint's Row 2 is the hottest female game character I've ever seen. I wish I could drop her into my other game, where my avatar looks exactly like me, so she could teach 'me' how to love, Rican-style.

The shame I feel typing this is overwhelming. UuuUUuugh.

As far as a man-crush is concerned, Gordon Freeman is pretty cool, but I have to go with Gerault the White Wolf in The Witcher. An immortal jerk who gets to kill monsters all day, fluffer the wenches all night long? If I can't be him, then I want to go drinking with him. Tell everyone we're friends. Even if the rest of the (non-female) NPCs think he's a demon. They're just jealous they're not that stinkin' cool.
 

Ronwue

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Lea Nichols from The Experiment is my favorite female character alongside Jade from Beyond good and evil. Seems funky enough and well rounded throughout the game.

I am also a Gordon Freeman wannabe :D
 

RebelRising

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That would have to be Garrus Vakarian and the Freddie Mercury/Cary Grant/Johnny Depp hybrid Shepherd I made.

And in closing news: I am really frickin' weird.
 

BaronAsh

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I think Cher from portal needs some love.

Male character I'd like to be? Duke Nukem
 

rottenbutter

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I'd have to say Izuna from Izuna: Legend of the Unemployed Ninja. I have a thing for cute ninja girls.
 

Firia

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Noriko, ala Heavenly Sword. Sacraficing badass redhead with a monster blade and slick moves. ;)
 

njsykora

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Buzz from the first Ape Escape. Man that was some hot guy to my then 10 year old self. Probably explains a lot about how I am now.

More recently though, I've been about April from The Longest Journey (yep, we're going back a bit here guys). Everyone who doesn't have to look that up gets 10 credibility points.
 

Retoru

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Eh? Sorry, I guess I'm abnormal...I don't develop crushes on pixels and drawings.
 

tiredinnuendo

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I'll admit that I've found myself growing fond of Alyx Vance, but that's more "I like her as a character and it makes me happy when she talks" than "I want to ask her to share a root beer float down at the malt shop".

- J
 

Retoru

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snowplow post=9.74772.846674 said:
Retoru post=9.74772.846457 said:
Eh? Sorry, I guess I'm abnormal...I don't develop crushes on pixels and drawings.
ok, let me ask you this then.
Does a .jpg get old or fat?
Does a .jpg whine about how she wants to spend time together?
Does a .jpg spend your money on dumb crap like clothes and jewelry?

The answer to all is no. Organic females peak at 20-25 then it all goes downhill. .jpg files remain the same forever as long as it doesn't become corrupted, but that's what backups are for. Speaking of backups, organic females don't want you to have one. They want you to put all your eggs in one basket, specifically hers.

Same logic applies to video game characters. They remain unchanged in whatever game/media they appear in.
Will a jpg of Lara Croft suck your dick?

Check and mate, friend.
 

Amnestic

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Retoru post=9.74772.846675 said:
snowplow post=9.74772.846674 said:
Retoru post=9.74772.846457 said:
Eh? Sorry, I guess I'm abnormal...I don't develop crushes on pixels and drawings.
ok, let me ask you this then.
Does a .jpg get old or fat?
Does a .jpg whine about how she wants to spend time together?
Does a .jpg spend your money on dumb crap like clothes and jewelry?

The answer to all is no. Organic females peak at 20-25 then it all goes downhill. .jpg files remain the same forever as long as it doesn't become corrupted, but that's what backups are for. Speaking of backups, organic females don't want you to have one. They want you to put all your eggs in one basket, specifically hers.

Same logic applies to video game characters. They remain unchanged in whatever game/media they appear in.
Will a jpg of Lara Croft suck your dick?

Check and mate, friend.
That's what photoshop is for. ;D Counter check-mate!
 

Blind0bserver

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njsykora post=9.74772.846424 said:
More recently though, I've been about April from The Longest Journey (yep, we're going back a bit here guys). Everyone who doesn't have to look that up gets 10 credibility points.
I was going to bring up April Ryan as well, but it looks like you beat me to it. Great minds think alike, I suppose...
 

Demir23

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I'll admit, I had a bit of a crush of Samus back in the day. Mmm, mysterious woman in a power suit...