Video Game Haikus.

[UnataSingu]

For those who don't know, a Haiku is a poem with 3 lines, with 5, 7, and 5 syllables respectively. FOR EXAMPLE!



Fairy follows Boy.

"Hey, listen!" Quoth the fairy.

Fuck this game, I quit.



Let's see what you got.

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

Playing Battletoads

Riding the Turbo Tunnel

Pulling out my Hair.

 

[zehydra]

Sniper waits in nest.
Boom! Headshot! Another dead.
Hacks! the noob then claims

 

[Tagball]

"Modern Warfare 2"

Soap has a mohawk

It is so fooking sexy

Kidding, he looks dumb

SUPER EDIT: I'll edit some in later when I think of more sparkling haikus.

 

[UnataSingu]

Haven't slept in days.

girlfriend left me, bills unpaid.

Morrowind to blame.

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STARCRAFT, ANYONE?
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Time to build my base.

Harvest minerals and gas...

...Damn. Fifty zerglings.