Video Game Slaves

[zombiejoe]

Ok, let's say you just killed the 10,000 monsters from the other world (see what I did there?), and a wizard apears to you. He says because you killed the monsters, you shall gain one loyal slave from any video game you want (no book or movie, sorry star wars fans).

Tell us what slave you would summon, and what you would make it do. And you must pick one or your gonna get ***** slapped by a wizard. (foul language)

Mine would be Alma from F.E.A.R. series.

I can imagine it now:
Some Jerk: Give me your money!
Me: Oh ALLLLLLMMMMMAAAA

*Alma uses mind rape, it's super effective*



your turn
*zomg double post*

 

[Trivun]

For obvious reasons, my... 'slave' would probably be either Yuna,m Rikku, Paine or Lulu from FFX/X-2. No prizes for guessing why...

Otherwise, probably the Master Chief. Anyone messes with me, he'll take them out from two kilometres away with a well placed sniper round. Or just, you know, use a HAVOK tactical nuke (as soon as I'm clear of the blast range, of course...).

 

[andreas3K]

I would summon Rico Rodriguez and make him give me his grappling hook and infinite parachutes.

 

[Erana]

I can't help but vote for Garland.
I mean, this screenshot says it all:

 

[WorkerMurphey]

I don't really like the idea of owning a slave but having a Big Daddy as a bodyguard would be nice. I think he might stink like fish though.

 

[imaloony]

Jack of Blades from Fable: The Lost Chapters. No one would EVER fuck with me again. That bastard is INTIMIDATING.

 

[Jack_Uzi]

Annah from planescape torment. It's nice to have some sparring conversations with someone who doesn't kill you but is just mad as hell and has a sexy accent.

 

[wolf thing]

clay carmine from gear of war 3. why? because he's the last of the carmine brothers for a reason.

 

[Enemy Of The State]

Pikachu! It would be so cool!

 

[Xeros]

Hmmm... the choices. I'm gonna go with Ifrit.

Spoiler: Ifrit

 

[Jedamethis]

Fawkes from fallout 3. someone to have a nice conversation with, who also happens to have a Gatling lazer and be invincible.

What he said, though I'd probably free him.

 

[Armored Prayer]

Chuck Norris. Yes, he has his own game and nobody would mess with me.

 

[ICanBreakTheseCuffs]

I don't really like the idea of owning a slave but having a Big Daddy as a bodyguard would be nice. I think he might stink like fish though.

a Strider would be a better body guard.Have you ever seen the Civil Protection youtube videos it teaches how to train a strider in one vid

 

[Sebenko]

I don't really want a slave.

Everything is fine the way it is.

 

[Gigaguy64]

Either Samus from Metroid or the Summon Catastrophe.
Both for battle purposes.
Samus because im a fanboy.

 

[C117]

Hmm... maybe the Twilight Princess incarnation of Zelda?

Not much use as a bodyguard, but as a sexslave... oh yes...

 

[Arawn.Chernobog]

Black & White's GOD

"Miracle me up some pancakes, slave!"

 

[FallenTraveler]

choices... choices choices... I would probably have to go with the medic from tf2 (red of course)

or possibly pacman... just to see what would happen when his sprite pops into reallity