Don't just go for predictable plotlines, try something like this:
Tonight, on NBC, watch as four EEEEEEVIL fratboys try to conquer the world, or at least, the local sorority.
"Hey Ganon, who's the hottie?"
"Oh, this is Samus. She hates creepy guys but she's into..."older men".
"Score!"
"Damn straight! So what's up with you, Oce?"
"Not much between Gunslingers Club and my engineering final. Can you believe it, they expect us to build a friggin' ROBOT! What next a tank?"
"Brutal, man."
"I want my mommy..."
"Stop being such a baby, Sephy. If you want your mommy than go home!"
"DON'T BE MEAN TO ME!!!"
"Okay, okay, sorry, jeez. Frickin' emo.
"By the way have you seen Bowsa?"
"5 bucks says he's at Mushroom House."
"He's trying it AGAIN? He just doesn't get it, does he?"
"He's been dumped by that Peach chick how many times now?"
"This makes 14."
Tonight at 8: The Frathouse...of EVIL! Only on NBC.