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latenightapplepie

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"Nothing is true and everything is permitted" - Assassin's Creed

"Don't make a girl a promise if you know you can't keep it" - Halo 2/3

"Men are but flesh and blood. They know their doom, but not the hour." - Oblivion

"You can't give it up! Triumph or die!" - Street Fighter Alpha 3

Video games' attempts at wisdom can range from the utterly ridiculous to the remarkably profound. Behold a thread to laugh at, wonder at, critque and share these digital pearls of enlightenment.

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xitel

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"War never changes" ~ Fallout 3

Where's your holly?
 

InvisibleMilk

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No. Suicide is your destiny.*****.- Fawkes(Fallout3)(not exact words, but still..)

.......-Gordan Freeman(Half-life)

Would You Kindly?-Fontain(Bioshock

Edit: Dang you beat me to Perlman.
 

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Dart378 said:
No. Suicide is your destiny.*****.- Fawkes(Fallout3)(not exact words, but still..)
Clover always spouted a few sexy words... i dunno if their of wisdom or not but i liked her more then Fawkes.

The words of Gordon Freeman are forever wise..
 

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"Die as you are." -Iori from King of Fighters.

"I always show up... In the end!" -Grimm from Maximo.

"Fatality." Announcer from the MK series.

"Hey, you're not a zombie!" -Jo-Beth Casey from Timesplitters: Future Perfect.

"I'm getting hungry, hombre!" -Elvis from God Hand.
 

curlycrouton

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latenightapplepie said:
"Nothing is true and everything is permitted" - Assassin's Creed
This, and most of the dialogue from Assassin's Creed.

Madnezz said:
I'VE FOUGHT MUDCRABS MORE FEARSOME THAN YOU!-Oblivion
Absolute classic line, along with "Nows the time you lay down and bleed to death!".
 

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curlycrouton said:
Madnezz said:
I'VE FOUGHT MUDCRABS MORE FEARSOME THAN YOU!-Oblivion

Absolute classic line, along with "Nows the time you lay down and bleed to death!".
The best thing about the quote is that it's so very deep. No matter who you are, how rich or strong or powerful. There will always be a mudcrab that's more fearsome than you.
 

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Madnezz said:
curlycrouton said:
Madnezz said:
I'VE FOUGHT MUDCRABS MORE FEARSOME THAN YOU!-Oblivion

Absolute classic line, along with "Nows the time you lay down and bleed to death!".
The best thing about the quote is that it's so very deep. No matter who you are, how rich or strong or powerful. There will always be a mudcrab that's more fearsome than you.
Clearly, mudcrabs have no weak points for massive damage.

Liberty Prime has some good words of Wisdom
"Death is preferable to communism"
"Battle analysis: Red Chinese Victory: IMPOSSIBLE"
"Democracy is not negotiable"
"Communism is the very deffinition of FAILURE"
"Better dead than red!"
 

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Madnezz said:
I'VE FOUGHT MUDCRABS MORE FEARSOME THAN YOU!-Oblivion
Clearly, they all get their asses kicked by mudcrabs then.

"I like to keep this one handy for close encounters", a guy on COD4, holding his shotgun on that horrible ship, where the swaying makes it hard to hit anything, you would purposely have to move your body to move that much, 1993
 

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Some of my favourite religious nutjob, Kane:
"Yes. Power shifts more quickly than some people think."
"Well, of course it's not true. But the world only believes what the media tells them to believe, and I tell the media what to believe. It's really quite simple."
"Remind them whose side the Gods are on."
"No, I'm not God. But I'm a close second."
"Once again the world is quick to bury me."
"Such a pity. But doubt is like a cancer and must be eradicated."
 

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Richter: "You steal men's souls and make them your slaves!"
Dracula: "Perhaps the same could be said of all religions"
Richter: "Your words are as empty as your soul! Mankind ill needs a saviour such as you!"
Dracula: "What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets"

Would probably have been taken more serious if it wasn't for the hilarious voice acting.
 

latenightapplepie

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xitel said:
Where's your holly?
Too lazy/retarded. Sorry.

On topic: I remembered some more!

"Gotta catch 'em all" - think about it...

Most of GTA 4's radio has some awesome bits of wisdom.

Like: "Technology is a lie sent by liberals to kill us"

And also in an ironic twist some video game wisdom through the analogy of video games: "Look. You are an avatar. Let's get that straight. We all are. And the
sooner people understand that, the better".

Hmmm. Deep.