Video gaming hell

[stormcaller]

Imagine you commited some sort of gaming sin and for that, you have a vision of you being guided around video gaming hell to see what will happen if you offend again.

I know people often use terms such as "This will be banished to video-gaming hell" but I decided to take one pointless step further and ask, what's really down there?

Is there any specific toture you'd like to submit a game to?

(To make this a bit broader we can include any thing to do with gaming.....*Coughs* Boll, ahem)

And yes, the idea is slighlty modified from the "What's your hell" thread.

 

[Kevvers]

I have visions of being forced to play unwinnable mario levels forever... like a really hard bowser dungeon, but instead of bowser, there is just giant bottomless pit instead

 

[Fightgarr]

Basically I would fall into the Bratz games. I don't think it could get much worse than that.

EDIT: Damn, that's not the best Gonzo Post I could've done. Oh well... I... still really like dragons.

 

[klc0100]

I would be put into a room with the best games ever.

But only have a mouse and key bored.

 

[J-Man]

I would be put into a room with the best games ever.

I would be put in a room with the best game ever, but only have shitty console controls.

 

[stormcaller]

I would be put into a room with the best games ever.

I would be put in a room with the best game ever, but only have shitty console controls.

Both of you, take it to the fanboy wars thread.

 

[Ace of Spades]

I would have the best game ever and a great console, I would put the disc in, and it would blow up. I would forget, and then have it happen again.

 

[curlycrouton]

I would be put into a room with the best games ever.

But only have a mouse and key bored.

Mouse and keyboard being the controller that grants the most precision, scope for customisation, and variety?
My hell would more likely be being forced to play an FPS with a D-Pad forever.

EDIT: My actual videogame hell would be a fifty-year-long Gears of War marathon, followed by a lifelong GTA4 marathon.

 

[klc0100]

I seem to have unintentionally offended the PC crowed. I was going to say something like be in a room with the best games but with no hands but a mouse and keyboard sounded more tasteful I really just cant use a Mouse and keyboard im not bashing it.

but my god how fast you people are to defend your PC gaming.

Edit: and instantly respond with unintelligent console bashing.

 

[JimbobDa3rd]

my hell would be having a great game and not being able to see or hear it cause the rest of the room full of people are argueing about if it should be played on console or pc

 

[Jav3lin]

well, we PC people defend our PC's like its our cars

but to answer the thread, im in a gaming hell right now....i just got FarCry2 on PC for xmas, and my videocard driver is out of date so i cant play it, but i cant update my videocard driver cause i dont know.. i guess my comp has problems with updates or sumthin

 

[Conqueror Kenny]

My actual videogame hell would be a fifty-year-long Gears of War marathon, followed by a lifelong GTA4 marathon.

Without the GTA bit, that sounds like my heaven.
But as for hell it would be for Capcom to release 5 more DMC games in successive months. But you only get Nero.

 

[stormcaller]

I like to imagine that that Suicuine (you know the one) is inside a burning pokeball 3 sizes to small and whenever it faints someone uses a max revive to start the process again.

 

[Grimm91]

Locked in a room forced to play games by team sonic untill God comes to save my poor,poor soul.

 

[stormcaller]

Locked in a room forced to play games by team sonic untill God comes to save my poor,poor soul.

Oh god. (I just got that...snicker)

 

[Erana]

I would be put into a room with the best games ever.

I would be put in a room with the best game ever, but only have shitty console controls.

Think of it this way, you two:
You have games and a means to control the characters, but there was no mention of a system or console, was there?

But really, just pixelize normal Hell, and you'd pretty well freak me out.

 

[Neonbob]

Sonic Unleashed. Forced to play that for all eternity, and every time you stopped playing for more than two minutes, it would restart the entire game. There would also be someone playing a great game nearby, and they would be shouting about how wonderful it was.

 

[Grimm91]

Locked in a room forced to play games by team sonic untill God comes to save my poor,poor soul.

Oh god. (I just got that...snicker)

Yes and when God does come, he finally kills sonic and the world is at peace.