WANTED: Help Coming Up With a Silly Enemy Group for Class Project

[zHellas]

We're making little stories for Children, and I need a name for the Antagonists.

The title of my story: Funky Disco Ninjas at the Beach
Protagonists: Funky Disco Ninjas
Current Name of the Antagonists: The Zombie Flowers

I need a new funny or silly name for the Antagonists.

 

[TheNamlessGuy]

DELETED

 

[DefunctTheory]

Horseshoe crabs... OF DOOM.

 

[ssgt splatter]

Square Samuri.
Samuri because the Ninja and the Samuri hated eachother in Feudal Japan.

 

[Matt_LRR]

The square-dance pirates?

-m

 

[Drakmeire]

the totally-lame polka pirates?

 

[Sleekgiant]

The Zynga Wingas

A rather nonsensical name with Zynga in it, makes for a great enemy

 

[busterkeatonrules]

Square Samuri.
Samuri because the Ninja and the Samuri hated eachother in Feudal Japan.

Why not simply "The Square-dancin' Samurai?" (Or "Teh Square-dancin' Samurai"! Nothing is funnier than a bunch of villains who can't come up with a NAME for themselves without including a typo!)

 

[Aggressor and Usurper]

The Gonkface Von Fotherington-Smythes.

 

[Davrel]

The Waffen SS.

 

[ssgt splatter]

Square Samuri.
Samuri because the Ninja and the Samuri hated eachother in Feudal Japan.

Why not simply "The Square-dancin' Samurai?" (Or "Teh Square-dancin' Samurai"! Nothing is funnier than a bunch of villains who can't come up with a NAME for themselves without including a typo!)

Well I forgot how to spell Samurai so sue me. I did it to the best of my ability.

 

[Iron Mal]

The Evil Pirate Zombies...of EVIL!

There's my suggestion (note that the '...of EVIL' should always be delivered in the most hammy and over the top way possible).

 

[Jack and Calumon]

T3H 1337 P1R4T35!

Calumon: Translation from "1337" to English is The Really good Pirates.

 

[thethingthatlurks]

Demented steampunk robots from the future. Evil future though

 

[Matt_LRR]

If you're using ninjas as the protagonists, the enemy pretty much has to be pirates.

-m

 

[busterkeatonrules]

Square Samuri.
Samuri because the Ninja and the Samuri hated eachother in Feudal Japan.

Why not simply "The Square-dancin' Samurai?" (Or "Teh Square-dancin' Samurai"! Nothing is funnier than a bunch of villains who can't come up with a NAME for themselves without including a typo!)

Well I forgot how to spell Samurai so sue me. I did it to the best of my ability.

I didn't mean to dis your spelling skills, I was just suggesting that the common spelling error "Teh" be used to substitute "The" for comic effect. Apologies.

 

[teisjm]

Since they're at teh beach, i'd go with crab-people. you can throw zombie in front of the name.

Or if you wanna go for something more geek-classic go for anything pirate related... maybe zombie pirates.

 

[Latinidiot]

the Metal Mob

 

[Kilaknux]

The Abaxial of Evil? The Doom Blooms?