Waste a Wish

[EHKOS]

OK, so we all know what three wishes we would have if a genie or Shenron, or whomever decided we were worthy of them. But let's say you find a discount genie who's not all that powerful. What would you wish for that, while positive, isn't really a big deal. This could be from not having to pay sales tax to never stubbing your toe again.

Mine would be the ability to turn off the lights while I'm laying in bed, because nothing sucks worse than having to get up out of your warm, tired stupor to walk all the way across the room and back. And yes I made this thread to procrastinate instead of turning the light off and going to bed.

 

[madwarper]

Mine would be the ability to turn off the lights while I'm laying in bed, because nothing sucks worse than having to get up out of your warm, tired stupor to walk all the way across the room and back. And yes I made this thread to procrastinate instead of turning the light off and going to bed.

And, Shenron bequeaths onto thee, the Clapper.

Spoiler

I wish my shoes, and other forms of clothing, were completely impervious (ie. nonstick) to piles of excrement. That way, I wouldn't have to walk around the dog park so cautiously after it's rained. Hard to tell the soft soil from the soiled earth by its tactile response.

 

[Scarim Coral]

How about wishing to retrive my lost items or if I have to be specific, I want my missing keys and glove back?

 

[Anja Bech]

I think I'd wish for a hamper that attracts dirty clothes. I tend to get clean and dirty clothes mixed up because I'm a lazy bum who throws everything on the floor/where ever there's room, so not only is my room a mess but I also tend to wash perfectly clean clothes. <.<

 

[sky14kemea]

Being able to predict tomorrows weather.

Your move, weathermen. >8D

 

[mysecondlife]

Toilet cleaning itself. Oh the minor inconvenience of cleaning it!

 

[Zontar]

Not tripping when I'm going up the stairs in my house in my socks, and only my toes are on the actual stairs. Never again shall I slip due to not putting my feet far enough on the step.

 

[chocolate pickles]

1: Never have to eat fish and chips again
2: Never have to eat casserole again
3: An infinite sugar pot. The pain of going to make a cup of tea, only to find you have no sugar is... unspeakable.

 

[Zhukov]

To be able to fall sleep whenever I wanted.

Lame, right?

Not so. I get insomnia sometimes and it is annoying as fuck. Lying awake at 4:30 AM after a tiring day and knowing that you have to get up at 8:00 and still not being able to go to sleep is incredibly frustrating.

I'd happily waste a wish on that.

PS. Also, I want a League of Legends cinematic trailer with Vi in it.

 

[Shiftygiant]

I wish for 10 2lt bottles of Coke life, several bags of popcorn and the complete boxset of Stanley Kubrick movies.

Or a coke, ice in the coke, and a poncey straw.

 

[Thaluikhain]

Not getting sick? Or maybe being able to eat whatever I want without it affecting my health.

This might be a seriously good wish for some people though, but I'm mostly OK health wise as it is.

 

[Fractral]

Milk that only I can drink. That or for my flatmates to respect the fact that it's my bloody milk.
The temptation to put laxatives in my milk when I'm finished with it can be very strong at times.

 

[Gunner 51]

Hmm, may I ask for neighbours that cheese me off get teleported high into the sky?

Scream at your TV at stupid 'o'clock at night? Splat!
Jump up and down all the time? Squish
Put your rubbish into my bins week after week? Weeeeeeeeee-splut!
Sing loudly at all hours of the day or leave the bin storage room looking like a bomb went off? - hope you can fly, smeg-lickers!

 

[Ryallen]

To want to play video games more often. Usually, when I play a video game when I have free time, I have to force myself to do it, and while I do have fun and I tell myself "I'm doing this more often", I never do.

 

[kasperbbs]

The ability to wake up instantly when the alarm rings.. Getting up 20 minutes before my bus to work arrives is a daily occurance for me and i have a 15 minute walk to the bus stop.

 

[Buzz Killington_v1legacy]

The ability to teleport, but only from one train platform to another--like from Platform 6 to Platform 5. It's mainly because I hate stairs.

 

[Dizchu]

I'd wish for a PC that can play every disc-based console game.

Finally I can experience this "Last of Us" thing that the cool kids have been playing.

 

[Kevlar Eater]

Running shoes that never wear down, no matter how often I use them (no, not bare feet. Tried running barefoot, it only made my feet bloody when I stepped on a rock).

 

[EHKOS]

To want to play video games more often. Usually, when I play a video game when I have free time, I have to force myself to do it, and while I do have fun and I tell myself "I'm doing this more often", I never do.

I have the same problem. I think it's because I'm addicted to Youtube so when I actually have to play games myself it seems like a chore XD

 

[Little Woodsman]

I'd wish to never be mis-quoted.

Sooo many problems in my life have arisen from people saying that I said something that I never actually said.