Weird thoughts that you have

[BloodyThoughts]

What kind of Weird thoughts do you have?

I usually have a lot of who would win in a fight thoughts like,

Who would win in a fight? Bono? or a bunch of starving African children?
Or who would win in a fight, The R2D2 Or the Robot that you meet at the start of Borderlands.

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

Mine involve things like the Necrocorn.

 

[DuplicateValue]

I play out different situations in my head and then realize how unlikely they are to happen, despite seeming so plausible in my mind.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

They usually involve war. More specifically, a guerrilla style revolution in my country.

I think about war a lot. When viewing any terrain I can't help assessing the tactical needs and advantages of it.

Goddamn, we need a revolution now.

*Throws him a gun*
Then we will do it our selves!

 

[orangebandguy]

If I had superpowers..

It then usually delves into a myriad of things I could do with super powers that have no real effect on making anything better or worse.

 

[zen5887]

I've been thinking about kids a bit too much for a 19 year old..

 

[revjay]

I hold entire conversations with fictional and non-fictional figures from history. And Jim Morrison? I was right about the socks so you owe me five bucks HA!

 

[TheNamlessGuy]

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[electric_warrior]

I wish humans had tails, that would be cool.

 

[Uber Evil]

I play out different situations in my head and then realize how unlikely they are to happen, despite seeming so plausible in my mind.

Same here. I play out different situations involving what I see as I, say, walk home from school.

 

[Cargando]

I keep planning... things. Everything from the zombie apocalypse to earthquakes to escape from the government. Now, my mind is almost blank because I'm listening to toccato and fugue which shuts down my mental functions out of sheer awesome.

Edit: Going back and reading previous posts, it would seem I'm not the only one to do this.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

I think at length about how if I did things different how things might be now and what I would do(as well as how I would try to do it) if I could go back in time I also try to imagine the consequences of what would happen to the past and present if I tried to go back and directly interfer with/change my own life

 

[GreyWolf257]

My thoughts vary depending on the time and situation. Mine mostly involve violence, zombies, tactical fighting, where I can procure weapons in a situation where it may be needed (such as a Russian or Chinese invasion, and the answer is usually "One of the dozens of Pawn shops or gun stores in the area, or my own house."), and how to increase my charisma.

 

[DoctorNick]

I virtually one-hundred percent of the time have some sort of technical project on the back of my mind.

So far today I've thought about:

A new design for a space toilet, where-n'-how I'd dig swales [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swale_%28geographic_feature%29] to catch runoff, a rotary breech-locking system for a semiauto pistol, how to refurbish space-shuttle fuel tanks as space-station habitats, an idea for a 4-seat econo-box car, the layout for a decentralized planned community, inflatable solar concentrating mirrors for an asteroid material refinery, how I'd go about breeding an insect-resistant thorn free drought-tolerant black locust tree [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_locust] cultivar for rapid forestation of semi-arid land, blueprint for a high-density housing complex, design for a medium-scale 5-6 story vertical farm [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vertical_farming] using hydroponic growing methods and trout aquaculture...

My little mental hamster-wheel is ALWAYS motherfucking running, it's a good thing I don't mind and it means I always have something to talk about.

Now if only I'd actually go and try to build or do a more detailed design study of these ideas, I'm like some sort of criminally lazy Buckminster Fuller... [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buckminster_Fuller]

 

[shadowgooey]

what if we had dragons inside of us, and after they mature to a certain point, they start to come out of our stomacs and our conciousness shifts to the dragon :O thats some epic stuff right there

 

[Zenkem]

I think about rebuilding the civilization whenever need seems to arise. Buss running late? I could build a hut to wait in. Out of food? I could trap some squirrels, and tan their hides to make clothing. Need a drink? I could construct a still...

This does not apply just to survivalism. I have actually memorized plenty of instructions for things like iron smelting, movie projectors and transistors, just in case.

 

[Blade-Drake101]

I think at length about how if I did things different how things might be now and what I would do(as well as how I would try to do it) if I could go back in time I also try to imagine the consequences of what would happen to the past and present if I tried to go back and directly interfer with/change my own life

I'd do this I think what the world would be like if people could control the world around them with thought alone, telekenisis, etc

 

[sylekage]

I've had a creation rolling around in my head for a long time now. It's a flamethrower with a computer attached to it that, when you put an object into it, you only burn that thing.

For example.
You're in a very dry forest, ants are everywhere. You type in "ants" and let loose. The ants would be the only thing that burned, nothing on the ground, like leaves, branches, other creatures would be harmed, and nothing scorched. All you would feel is a cool breeze.

I already have a thought on how to do it but I'm not telling you.