Weirdest Childhood Experience

[Relish in Chaos]

What do you think was your weirdest childhood experience? And by "childhood", I mean anything before secondary school.

I think mine was probably when I was at my friend's house, and he randomly gave me what was akin to a striptease while I stood there in awkward confusion. We were both five, and his penis was out and all.

 

[DoPo]

I think mine was probably when I was at my friend's house, and he randomly gave me what was akin to a striptease while I stood there in awkward confusion.

Sounds like a great plot for porn

We were both five

Oh...

Anyway, what would you exactly say is weird? Weird as in "not normal by society's standards" or as in "man, you won't believe what happened to me". Because for the former, there was the time the police was called on me an my friends when we were caught, well pretty much for breaking and entering. We were 8 (and a couple who were 10). There was the other time we set fire to the stadium. It sounds more grand than it was - we just decided to burn a pile of dried leaves and the things got out of hand (gee, how did that happen?) and the fire spread on the dry grass that surrounded them. And was all over the stadium, too.

I can't think of a more generally strange thing, that can top those.

 

[Relish in Chaos]

Getting chased through the woods by a guy with a shotgun

Shit, really? Um...elaborate.

 

[Mazza35]

Getting chased through the woods by a guy with a shotgun

Shit, really? Um...elaborate.

Yeah, theres this huge forest near my house we used to ride our bikes in, apparently we went onto his land at some point so we fired a warning shot in the air. and we shat ourselves.

This is in the UK too, where guns are exclusively for farmers and soldiers.

Well, if you were trespassing, he has a right to tell you to get off. But not instantly fire a warning shot, unless you were like stealing his shit or something.

 

[Revnak_v1legacy]

Does being molested by a close friend count? Because that happened.

As for something that is somewhat funny, writing poetry to woo a girl when you're in 4th grade is a bit odd. Proceeding to constantly give her gifts that were actually real gifts was also a bit odd. I don't speak to her anymore. Boy was I an awkward child.

Also, being locked in a janitor closet for a school day as punishment for poking a girl in the nose with an eraser (and no that is not some cunning euphemism) was also odd.

 

[BOOM headshot65]

Well, there was the time that the cops had to borrow the back room of our house to steakout a guy behind my house because they thought he was selling weed, dope, crack, etc...........he was.

 

[darkraven28]

the only weird experiance i had was in sixth grade when my mom came and picked me up from school at 11:00A.M for an appointment but i acctually went to topeka with my cousient for a whole day and stayed at here house.... let just say i was mindly confused.

 

[Breaker deGodot]

Does being molested by a close friend count? Because that happened.

As for something that is somewhat funny, writing poetry to woo a girl when you're in 4th grade is a bit odd. Proceeding to constantly give her gifts that were actually real gifts was also a bit odd. I don't speak to her anymore. Boy was I an awkward child.

Also, being locked in a janitor closet for a school day as punishment for poking a girl in the nose with an eraser (and no that is not some cunning euphemism) was also odd.

Do you mind elaborating on being molested by your friend? That sounds... odd.

 

[SckizoBoy]

Haven't got any weird experiences per se... though I guess dying would be up there somewhere...

 

[MalkavianLunatic]

Getting chased through the woods by a guy with a shotgun

Shit, really? Um...elaborate.

Yeah, theres this huge forest near my house we used to ride our bikes in, apparently we went onto his land at some point so we fired a warning shot in the air. and we shat ourselves.

This is in the UK too, where guns are exclusively for farmers and soldiers.

I think you win this one. Yikes.

 

[Mournful Crow]

I had a "Mary Poppins Moment" somewhere near a fancy restaurant when I was really small. It was raining, chilly, and windy, and I happened to be holding a sizable umbrella at the time... The wind blew out a large gust out where I was, and all of a sudden, my umbrella was taking me into the sky. Sadly, some people caught me before I could float off to someplace dangerous, and today, I'm still alive...

 

[Beautiful Tragedy]

Mine would be the fact that i used to have deja vu ALOT. Like once or twice a month for years. It always confused me, and made me think i was dreaming.. i didn't know what it was til i asked someone.

 

[unindexedsearchengine]

Mine would be the fact that i used to have deja vu ALOT. Like once or twice a month for years. It always confused me, and made me think i was dreaming.. i didn't know what it was til i asked someone.

If having deja vu once or twice a month is considered strange then there is something terrible wrong with me...

OT: Its a toss up between getting caught preparing a "practical joke" by a teacher, who then offered to let it slip if we tape it and show him the result, or when we met a guy with sever tourettes (Spelling?) syndrome (im trying to not be insensitive, but that was pretty weird)

And then there is that one time with the power plant, but we don't speak about that anymore


captha: diced onion.... brings back memories

 

[Jonluw]

I think mine was probably when I was at my friend's house, and he randomly gave me what was akin to a striptease while I stood there in awkward confusion.

Sounds like a great plot for porn

We were both five

Oh...

That's even better!

OT: I was 7 or something. I googled 'Darth Maul' after having seen The phantom menace.
What I got was an image of a guy bumfucking another guy, with Darth Vader's helmet photoshopped over the pitcher's face and some random bum's face photoshopped over the catcher's face.
I downloaded the picture and showed it to a friend.
Then, later my parents told me they wanted to talk to me. They took me to the computer where said image was suddenly the desktop wallpaper.
Apparently, my younger sister had found it and decided it would make a good background.

Wait, scratch that.
My weirdest childhood experience was back when I and some friends at 8 years old would hang out on the computer and watch scat porn.

Or possibly the first time I saw an automatic door.
I ran through the store shouting to my mom that the doors were alive.

 

[Beautiful Tragedy]

Mine would be the fact that i used to have deja vu ALOT. Like once or twice a month for years. It always confused me, and made me think i was dreaming.. i didn't know what it was til i asked someone.

If having deja vu once or twice a month is considered strange then there is something terrible wrong with me...

OT: Its a toss up between getting caught preparing a "practical joke" by a teacher, who then offered to let it slip if we tape it and show him the result, or when we met a guy with sever tourettes (Spelling?) syndrome (im trying to not be insensitive, but that was pretty weird)

And then there is that one time with the power plant, but we don't speak about that anymore


captha: diced onion.... brings back memories

It's funny, there would be times it would be a lot more, and as i grew up and got really into my spirituality, it stopped happening as much, still does.. but it's rare.

 

[unindexedsearchengine]

Mine would be the fact that i used to have deja vu ALOT. Like once or twice a month for years. It always confused me, and made me think i was dreaming.. i didn't know what it was til i asked someone.

If having deja vu once or twice a month is considered strange then there is something terrible wrong with me...

OT: Its a toss up between getting caught preparing a "practical joke" by a teacher, who then offered to let it slip if we tape it and show him the result, or when we met a guy with sever tourettes (Spelling?) syndrome (im trying to not be insensitive, but that was pretty weird)

And then there is that one time with the power plant, but we don't speak about that anymore


captha: diced onion.... brings back memories

It's funny, there would be times it would be a lot more, and as i grew up and got really into my spirituality, it stopped happening as much, still does.. but it's rare.

For as long as i remember i've been having deja vu 3-4 times per week. It does not bother me, it's just kinda a revelation so to say that this isn't "normal"