Weirdest experiences you've ever had?

[BubbleGumSnareDrum]

Mine would have to be taking a shit while tripping on mushrooms. That was a little strange.

Or listening to a friend who is tripping on mushrooms make his way to the bathroom, shut the door and shout "THERE'S A MIRROR IN HERE!"

"Uhhhh... Well, yeah, man, it's a bathroom. Are you okay in there?"

"Yeah, I'm fine, but I kinda want to punch it. But it'd break and that'd be bad."

"Well, just take your piss and try not to look at it."

He came back out like ten minutes later.

 

[J-Man]

This girl was telling a few friends and I a story, and it started with "This guy was asleep", it lasted like 30 minutes and the end was "and then he woke up." She then walked off, leaving all of us with weird expressions on our faces.

 

[Sporky111]

I watched the news one morning and saw a thing about Feist on Sesame Street. I thought "I might watch that if I get really bored."
The next time I went on Youtube, that video was on the list "Recommended for Me"

I have never watched anything involving Feist or Sesame Street, ever.

 

[the_tramp]

my sister and i accidently drank three alchoholic beverages at lake michigan on vacation and we started to climb rocks and we started feeling dizzy and sick and my sister fell off the rock into the water and we went back to see the drinks were alchohal.

3 alcoholic drinks between 2? Jeez I'd better cancel that rohypnol order and just get 3 bacardi breezers (Jimmy Carr reference mods). Was the last sentence saying that you went back to see if they were alcoholic, or saying that they weren't? ...and how do you accidently drink them?

Weirdest experience for me? Being incredibly drunk and thinking that it would be a good idea to go on a mini-merry-go-round kind of thing (the thing in kids play parks), lying down and having it span as fast as possible. You feel dizzy/sick enough without half a bottle of tequila in you.

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

my girlfriend asked me if 360 controllers vibrated. I said yes and she said "continuously?" and I said. "Hun, I think you left your thing in the bottom drawer in our room." don't ask how I know that though.

 

[Fronken]

I got molested by an elderly chinese lady at a marketplace once when i tried to leave her shop, that was easily the weirdest thing i've ever had happen to me

 

[EeveeElectro]

Someone took some drugs outside a nightclub then stood on the curb and started shouting, "TRY AND GET ME AND I'LL JUMP!"

He thought he was stood on a building.

 

[Fronken]

^ i dont know if you are being truthful or not, Fronken. but if you have im so sorry for you man.

Sad thing is that im not lying, it was in Praag, at the big market they have there, i was in her shop but i didnt get things for the price i wanted so i tried to leave, but then she started touching me...well, down there to get me to stay and buy stuff, thankfully i was able to get around her and get away from her shop/stand or whatever its called.

 

[MSORPG pl4y3r]

I have weird experiances all the time, I have visions and they always come to pass, a few months ago while on the computer I shut my eyes for a few seconds and got an image in my head of someone leaning on a wall about to open a door and I wonderd what that was about but forgot about it and moved on then not two days ago I was getting shown round a place in edinburgh with my class mates from school and right before we were going into a difrent part of the building the dude showing us round leanded against a wall and asked if we had any more questions then he opend the door and for a few seconds my mind stood still, like getting hit realy hard in the head but with out the pain, it was EXACTLY as I saw it months ago, no detail was diferant. This sort of thing happens once ever few months somtimes in important situations and places somtimes not but it happens alot and it feels realy wierd, not like de-ja-vue that feels differant. I somtimes wonder why it happens I have never figured it out or sought solutions but its still weird even tho its been hapening for years.

 

[Chaz D]

In college, I once randomly decided to pick up a deck of cards, locate the six of diamonds, and keep place of it with my finger. Then, I asked a friend to name a card.

She said, "six of diamonds".

Naturally, I showed her the six of diamonds as soon as she said it. Never done anything that cool since.

 

[Taizan]

I'm always thinking someones behind me, but only for a split second. It really creeps me out when i'm trying to sleep.

 

[Danklift]

I once had a pretty intense night on mushrooms weed and booze, which was interesting. The best part though was getting the munchies really bad after coming down from the first trip. I ended up eating a subway sandwich which we'd put some mushrooms in earlier in the night then going to bed. I woke up about an hour later in the middle of a massive trip with no idea why the flesh had fallen off my hand or what the giant snake was doing flying around the ceiling. That was weird.

 

[Dudeio]

Mine was when my mom caught me masturebating when i was 12, we were on vacation in spain and this old dude lets me borrow his pc and he was gone and i was like there and she knocked on the window....WIIIERD

Oh and also when i tell jokes only i laugh about

 

[Trivun]

Mine was when my mom caught me masturebating when i was 12, we were on vacation in spain and this old dude lets me borrow his pc and he was gone and i was like there and she knocked on the window....WIIIERD

Oh and also when i tell jokes only i laugh about

Huh? Dude, use some proper grammar. As for me, it would be either when I almost drowned in a lake when my kayak capsized, or else when I first met my ex-girlfriend (note we're still friends, it was a long distance relationship). I'd seen her during the morning, she popped into my head during the evening and as I was thinking about her she just happened to walk past and sit on the seat next to me and say hi. Seemed like fate at the time...

 

[zacaron]

I was on a canoe trip in tamogamy and about halfway through one of the kids on the trip went insane and started threatening to kill people if we didnt take him home. so we spent 3h paddleing back up a river and droped him with a ranger. it was a very strange day.

 

[Jark212]

Freshmen year I was in a construction tech class, halfway through the year our teacher gets a better job so where switched into Mr Ansari's class... Where he molested us, not like you hear from most people, every time he came over to my table he would always rub his hand across our chests and backs and act real friendly/creepy...