West Ryder Silver Bullet: Comedy RP
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Joe began to laugh, he puled out the pistol, and stood on top of the mini, like a human sentry gun.
"We-heh, least I'm not the smallest thing here now!" Chris laughed opening the boot, "I'll be back here if ya need me!"
"Heh, no problem," said Ivan and slammed a large chunk of C4 on the frisbee, spread it around evenly, then added a detonator. "If you can throw this thing, it should take out a small building. He set the detonator on about one minute. "I added glue on it, so it should stick to whatever it hits... so use this glue-proof glove, will you?"
The Helmet calmly reacted to the shots with a mere twitch, reloaded the shotgun, The Helmet fired at the Mini as it began to escape. Knowing the criminals would not be caught on foot, The Helmet ran to the white stallion and ran back the way from which he/she came, hoping to cut off the criminals by taking a shortcut.
I can't write without using he/she!
"Awesome."
Oliphant took the glove and frisbee from Ivan, and flung it towards the fleeing Mini.
Sadly, the extra weight on the disc put it off course, and it *splotted* all over the window of a city bus that was in the lane next to the Mini.
"Hell...I'm not looking forward to getting back to the office after this one," Oliphant muttered.
Realizing that he and Ivan really should try to keep up, Oliphant looked around for transportation.
His shoulders slumped when he only spotted a mopen open.
"You're kidding me. I...I can't believe this."
Ivan noticed what he was looking at, and reacted much the same.
"You can't be serious..."
"Everything else around here is shot to hell. I swear, when I die, I'm going to kick whoever is running this whole show."
The two F.A.R.T. officers hotwired the moped, and took off.
Of course, "taking off" in this sense was riding along at a blazing 25mph.
Gritting his teeth, Oliphant twisted the throttle a little harder, and the tiny machine made it up to 30, bringing them into a somewhat more reasonable range.
Oliphant took the glove and frisbee from Ivan, and flung it towards the fleeing Mini.
Sadly, the extra weight on the disc put it off course, and it *splotted* all over the window of a city bus that was in the lane next to the Mini.
"Hell...I'm not looking forward to getting back to the office after this one," Oliphant muttered.
Realizing that he and Ivan really should try to keep up, Oliphant looked around for transportation.
His shoulders slumped when he only spotted a mopen open.
"You're kidding me. I...I can't believe this."
Ivan noticed what he was looking at, and reacted much the same.
"You can't be serious..."
"Everything else around here is shot to hell. I swear, when I die, I'm going to kick whoever is running this whole show."
The two F.A.R.T. officers hotwired the moped, and took off.
Of course, "taking off" in this sense was riding along at a blazing 25mph.
Gritting his teeth, Oliphant twisted the throttle a little harder, and the tiny machine made it up to 30, bringing them into a somewhat more reasonable range.
"I do have some more of those peace signs in the bag. Third pocket, right side. You could give those a try."
As they creeped past the cars to either side of them, the two F.A.R.T. officers got some truly confused looks, and a massive pileup began to form behind them, as the sight of such a strange thing blew people's minds and they lost control of their vehicles.
Meanwhile, on the back of the bus, which was still ahead of the Mini, the timer hit 30 seconds.
As they creeped past the cars to either side of them, the two F.A.R.T. officers got some truly confused looks, and a massive pileup began to form behind them, as the sight of such a strange thing blew people's minds and they lost control of their vehicles.
Meanwhile, on the back of the bus, which was still ahead of the Mini, the timer hit 30 seconds.
Ivan searched for the peace signs. "What the hell do you use them for anyway?" he asked, and stuck some c4 onto each. Then he found out he only had one detonator left, so he stuck them all together and added the detonator. He threw it in the direction of their bus, missing it completely. The explosive got stuck on another, completely different car. "Damn!"
(( Use "it"))
(( Use "it"))
"They're sharp things that can be thrown, Ivan. I use them as tissues. What did you think?"
As Ivan threw the kludged explosive, Oliphant prayed for it to work.
And it still missed.
"That's it. One kick is not good enough for the guy up there."
Irritated by the odd little mistakes that kept happening, Oliphant kicked at the ground, which shot them forward a good ten feet.
This inspired him, and he continued pushing as hard as he could, and managed to get the tiny vehicle up to 45mph bursts.
They were closing in on the Mini, and Ivan was preparing to jump onto the back of the huge man riding on top of the car, when the bus exploded, flipped into the air, and crashed down sideways in front of the Mini.
As Ivan threw the kludged explosive, Oliphant prayed for it to work.
And it still missed.
"That's it. One kick is not good enough for the guy up there."
Irritated by the odd little mistakes that kept happening, Oliphant kicked at the ground, which shot them forward a good ten feet.
This inspired him, and he continued pushing as hard as he could, and managed to get the tiny vehicle up to 45mph bursts.
They were closing in on the Mini, and Ivan was preparing to jump onto the back of the huge man riding on top of the car, when the bus exploded, flipped into the air, and crashed down sideways in front of the Mini.
As the bus landed in front of the mini, Marty hit the breaks. Unfortunately, Phesoj did not use seatbelts, and got pull vaulted out of the SIDE window and flew into the street. As he stood up, he noticed a FAST moving vehicle moving in and figured there was no time to get his AK that was in the backseat. But after ten seconds and the vehicle was barely getting there, he calmly walked over to the mini and grabbed his gun.
GET SOME!
Again, after a ten second wait, he calmly walked behind a cover and took aim at the car.
GET SOME!
Again, after a ten second wait, he calmly walked behind a cover and took aim at the car.
"Shoot the other end into a big brick wall. Keep that damn thing from going anywhe-"
Oliphant was cut off mid-sentence by a burst of AK fire.
"For the love of violence!" Oliphant yelled as he swerved to the right.
When they were behind a large truck, he stopped the moped, broke the passenger window of the truck, and opened the door. Then, he kicked it off, picked it up, and hurled the hunk of metal as hard as he could towards the gunman.
Oliphant was cut off mid-sentence by a burst of AK fire.
"For the love of violence!" Oliphant yelled as he swerved to the right.
When they were behind a large truck, he stopped the moped, broke the passenger window of the truck, and opened the door. Then, he kicked it off, picked it up, and hurled the hunk of metal as hard as he could towards the gunman.
"Ohhhhh noooo!!!" Joe was thrown off balance by the mini's jolting, and began to stumble around the car's roof.
Marty sighed as he slammed down on the Mini's brakes, quite possibly hurtling Joe off of the roof.
"Christ. Not a good day for robbin', ay'?"
Grabbing Phesoj, who was rather pre-occupied with shooting stuff, and picking Joe up off the floor, Marty strolled off into the distance with Chris and Michael behind him. Before anyone could ask if walking into direct enemy fire was the best option they could have possibly taken, the Mini erupted into flames in the background. The small bridge keeping the car on the ground gave way, cutting off any reach to the Kasabians.
"Ahh, piss. That was a nice car."
"Christ. Not a good day for robbin', ay'?"
Grabbing Phesoj, who was rather pre-occupied with shooting stuff, and picking Joe up off the floor, Marty strolled off into the distance with Chris and Michael behind him. Before anyone could ask if walking into direct enemy fire was the best option they could have possibly taken, the Mini erupted into flames in the background. The small bridge keeping the car on the ground gave way, cutting off any reach to the Kasabians.
"Ahh, piss. That was a nice car."
We need to introduce Portal's character now to get the real lulz going. Hopefully the others will pop along soon and join up with the F.A.R.T squad. Just say they were at the office or something!
Yeah, simple instructions: After the Kasabians give Portal the money, both factions will return to their bases. Then Portal will do his little theft scene, and we can be on our way!
Yeah, simple instructions: After the Kasabians give Portal the money, both factions will return to their bases. Then Portal will do his little theft scene, and we can be on our way!
"AAAAAAAHHHH!" The sudden stop flung Joe off the car. He flew forwards into a window in a small apartment building. Joe luckily landed on top of a nice comfortable sofa in the building, he breathed a sigh of relief due to his lucky landing. Unfortunately the sofa was built for normal people, and it collapsed under Joe's weight.
Joe stood up and looked around the room. It looked like a nice little place, with a nice television, and blue wallpaper. It seemed pleasant, but Joe knew he couldn't stay, so he decided to get going.
Joe stood up and looked around the room. It looked like a nice little place, with a nice television, and blue wallpaper. It seemed pleasant, but Joe knew he couldn't stay, so he decided to get going.
In frustration, Oliphant dismounted the moped, picked it up, and smashed it into a nearby wall. The crash he was expecting sounded much squishier than usual, and as he dropped the moped, he noticed the bike messenger he had just squished.
"Ah, hell. My desk is going to be a fire hazard."
He turned to Ivan when the other F.A.R.T. officer began to speak.
"YOU DAMN NINJA. Fine. I'll deal with the weapons paperwork. Heh. At least we're not the forensics team. They're going to have a hell of a day. Do you think Chase will give us a ride back? I'm done with getting a ride from the people here."
"Ah, hell. My desk is going to be a fire hazard."
He turned to Ivan when the other F.A.R.T. officer began to speak.
"YOU DAMN NINJA. Fine. I'll deal with the weapons paperwork. Heh. At least we're not the forensics team. They're going to have a hell of a day. Do you think Chase will give us a ride back? I'm done with getting a ride from the people here."