West Ryder Silver Bullet: Comedy RP
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"Woah! Hold on there, Ivan. We had to evacuate the building last time, remember? Just...here. I'll get it."
Oliphant punched through the glass pane of the door, and his hand met with a giant pile of paper, which stopped the blow and the glass.
"Jesus Christ on a stripper pole! How the hell did all that get in there?!"
He cleared out the broken glass shards as best he could, and then gripped the door in the middle, and pulled hard.
The door snapped in two, and a wave of papers poured out of the office, nearly sweeping the officers off their feet.
Oliphant punched through the glass pane of the door, and his hand met with a giant pile of paper, which stopped the blow and the glass.
"Jesus Christ on a stripper pole! How the hell did all that get in there?!"
He cleared out the broken glass shards as best he could, and then gripped the door in the middle, and pulled hard.
The door snapped in two, and a wave of papers poured out of the office, nearly sweeping the officers off their feet.
"Three hundred thousand American smackers.", Marty laughed as he patted Chris on the shoulder, "More on the way soon, Portal."
Marty stuffed his shotgun into his makeshift holster, at the same time making sure all the money was in Portal's possession.
"Right. Looks like you got all the stuff. Stick it in the account and take your share, as usual. Call us if you got any problems."
Marty stuffed his shotgun into his makeshift holster, at the same time making sure all the money was in Portal's possession.
"Right. Looks like you got all the stuff. Stick it in the account and take your share, as usual. Call us if you got any problems."
Sorry about that, I know you were probally waiting on my post. I was a little busy these past few days. Should be back on track now, though.
Portal slung the sack of money over his left shoulder and stood up.
"Righto, good boy. I do believe we should part now. It isn't exactly conspicuous to be in public with this sizable sack of wealth, eh wot?"
He gripped the rounded top of his cane, and with that, shooed everyone out so he could work his secret process.
What suckahz. Teh moneh is MINE NOW!!!
"Righto, good boy. I do believe we should part now. It isn't exactly conspicuous to be in public with this sizable sack of wealth, eh wot?"
He gripped the rounded top of his cane, and with that, shooed everyone out so he could work his secret process.
What suckahz. Teh moneh is MINE NOW!!!
With a mighty sigh, Oliphant began to gather up the mighty mess of paperwork.
"What the hell caused all this, anyway? The damn bus? It's not like the midday transit is going to be screwed over because of this...sheesh."
While the trio of F.A.R.T.s gathered the sheets, a steady clopping entered the station.
Oliphant stretched and greeted the new arrival.
"Heh. You even ride the thing into the station, buddy?"
Ducking below the door frame, the Helmet rode into the main room.
"What the hell caused all this, anyway? The damn bus? It's not like the midday transit is going to be screwed over because of this...sheesh."
While the trio of F.A.R.T.s gathered the sheets, a steady clopping entered the station.
Oliphant stretched and greeted the new arrival.
"Heh. You even ride the thing into the station, buddy?"
Ducking below the door frame, the Helmet rode into the main room.
If that's not gonna work for someone, lemme know.
But I'll be damned if this thing dies right now.
But I'll be damned if this thing dies right now.
"I'm choking for a pint, so get a step on it!" shouts Chris jumping in the back with .
"Better than a Mini anyway," he smiled glancing at Marty.
"Better than a Mini anyway," he smiled glancing at Marty.
Arriving back at their swanky, slightly beer soaked hideout, the Kasabians threw their gear into the nearest corner and instantly got comfy.
"Good show lads! Good show! Nice to know some people can get the work done around here, ay'?"
"Good show lads! Good show! Nice to know some people can get the work done around here, ay'?"
Being a super hero isn't easy work folks. I forgot about our little comedy shtick.
If I apologise with a big doggy eyed smile will you RP for me please?
If I apologise with a big doggy eyed smile will you RP for me please?
"Aye, when we're not bollocking about chatting up a F.A.R.T Marty boy!" laughs Chris sinking into a beanbag.
"How long will Portal take to clean up the money?" he asks scratching the stubble on his chin.
"How long will Portal take to clean up the money?" he asks scratching the stubble on his chin.
"Urgh...fuck it that means moving," laughs Chris.
"Let Joe do it or something," he nods to the mountainous man, "or just leave it till later..."
"Let Joe do it or something," he nods to the mountainous man, "or just leave it till later..."