[This may contain spoilers, that being said, if you've never played the game before, you probably deserve it by now]
Okay, I always get sh*t for this but I think Final Fantasy VI is probably the single most complete game ever made; and happens to be my favorite of all time.
IF they decide to treat it with a remake, they need to do EVERYTHING and I mean EVERYTHING right. Leave in options for Japanese voice overs, include everything and anything you add better not change plot or screw up characters. The problem with this kind of undertaking is that most of the team that created the original masterpiece is either gone or may not be interested in redoing it. That being said here's a list of demands (since I'm so important) that must be met:
- No DS nonsense, give it a proper heavyweight next gen system
- Sakaguchi must come back and oversee the entire project personally
- Yoshitaka Aamano must come back to oversee any updated character designs
- If it will be dubbed it must have professional U.S. voice actors, if anyone sounds anything remotely like Tidus I will fly to Vancouver myself and heads will roll
- It MUST include the option for Japanese voiceovers with subtitles
- Nobuo Uematsu must come back to redo the orchestrations of the music
- DO NOT strip the humor out of this game or I will ___ someone in the ___
- All playable stuff must be playable, I want to talk to soldiers at Vector before the banquet, I want to choose Celes' lines during the opera, etc. DO NOT REPLACE PLAYABLE SH*T WITH CUTSCENES! >.<
- Do not do stupid sh*t like bring General Leo back to life with some special potion, he's dead, it made you care about the game, get over it
- Do not stuff in unnecessary back-story and exposition where it is not needed, Umaro is a Yeti, that's it... deal
- Espers are not Aeons, Magicite is not Materia, I'll allow as much as correcting appropriate things that were done incorrectly in the US version but do not change sh*t around to be cool and new (I'm not entirely sure where I stand on Sabin V. Mash, so don't ask, however Terra is WAY better of a name than Tina)
- Do not change the battle/weapon/magic system... do not... I swear if you decide to give everyone "Their weapon" I'm going to explode
And last and probably most important
DO NOT F*CK WITH KEFKA
If anyone on the fictitious dev team reads this and even comes close to asking "What do you mean?" then cancel the project immediately.
... and I'm done.