What america truly needs in the white house

[Altorin]

Beards.

There haven't been too many prominent presidential beards. You could count the number of beards in the white house on 1 hand. I've been wondering over the past few years what's wrong with american politics, and I have come to the conclusion that it is in fact a large absence of facial hair. I feel that President Obama is doomed to failure because of this.

Abraham Lincoln, Ulysses S Grant, Rutherford B Hayes, Richard A Garfield.

That's it. 4 beards.
Great Men
Great Beards.

Bring back the beard america. It's about time.

 

[Dilla]

It needs a damn Starbucks, is what it needs!!

*looks shifty due to caffeine OD*

 

[RetiarySword]

You know what.. You have a point!

 

[McClaud]

Points for humor.

I think the White House needs a waterslide out back.

This way, press conferences aren't so boring when the President is giving his update speech while wading in the tidal pool holding a margarita.

 

[TheDustyBanana]

Aha! So I am not the only one who has noticed the noticeable lack of beardage.

 

[McClaud]

Well, facial hair would be nice.

A moustache to twirl around one's finger, for instance.

I mean, how can we expect Russia to take us seriously when we have no beards, comrades?

 

[Adam Jenson]

Beards, or facial hair that matter, simply makes for more distinctive and historical leaders

 

[Hawgh]

Points for TRUTH!

also, this gives me a distinct advantage should I ever somehow be in the run for American presidency

 

[Fanboy]

Damn you, Gillette corporation! You are the bane of America!

I would have to agree. I trust a bearded man to fill the role as president much more than some baby-face. Just think of all the great people who wear their beards proudly; Jesus, Santa Claus, Chuck Norris, Gandalf the Grey, Gordon Freeman! Surely beard-faced is the way to go.

Not mustache though, we all know how that turns out... Germany!

 

[McClaud]

Not mustache though, we all know how that turns out... Germany!

Hitler didn't have a moustache. He had a tache at best. The rest of it was in a small plastic bag under Eva's pillow.

 

[Adam Jenson]

Damn you, Gillette corporation! You are the bane of America!

I would have to agree. I trust a bearded man to fill the role as president much more than some baby-face. Just think of all the great people who wear their beards proudly; Jesus, Santa Claus, Chuck Norris, Gandalf the Grey, Gordon Freeman! Surely beard-faced is the way to go.

Not mustache though, we all know how that turns out... Germany!

not quite true. A baby faced president could be saved by some whacky hair do

I'm being serious when I say I would vote for him if he were running...and real.

 

[Low Frost]

This thread would either be offending as hell, hilarious, or offending as hell whilst being hilarious.
Wonder were it will go.

 

[Asparagus Brown]

If Obama had a beard, he'd not only be a greater man, but also look less like the kid on the cover of MAD magazines; win/win.

 

[Fanboy]

not quite true. A baby faced president could be saved by some whacky hair do

I'm being serious when I say I would vote for him if he were running...and real.

Fixed! Now he's got my vote... if I could vote.

 

[CRAVE CASE 55]

The president does NOT need an X-box or PS3 if he gets his ass whooped in COD by a 10 year old japanese kid he will declare nuclear war on japan.

Sorry false alarm Bush is not in office.

 

[Dilla]

When are we gonna see a 'fro in the office, that's the real question here!!

 

[Altorin]

When are we gonna see a 'fro in the office, that's the real question here!!

There have been some pretty wild 'dos in the whitehouse..

but we do need some more wild hair.

Most presidents have had Mutton Chops as their choice of facial hair.

 

[Altorin]

The president does NOT need an X-box or PS3 if he gets his ass whooped in COD by a 10 year old japanese kid he will declare nuclear war on japan.

Sorry false alarm Bush is not in office.

cause bush totally did that amirite?

 

[Beetlejooce]

Beards, or facial hair that matter, simply makes for more distinctive and historical leaders

or.. being the first black president is pretty distinctive

But yes, even a soul patch or a goatee with some hippy shades would certainly make politics more interesting.

But you do have to remember that Abraham Lincoln was more famous for his hat and getting shot than his beard.

The white house needs more hats and assassinations ?

 

[Adam Jenson]

not quite true. A baby faced president could be saved by some whacky hair do

I'm being serious when I say I would vote for him if he were running...and real.

Fixed! Now he's got my vote... if I could vote.

Ahh touche my friend. Now he could be the greatest president all.