What america truly needs in the white house
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Hitler didn't have that so called moustache, cause the thought it was nice or anything..McClaud said:
He had it that way because then everybody would recognize him where ever he went, so he would stick out in a crowd..
Also i've read in a funny facts book that Hitler had three balls.. Poor fellaw, no wonder he was angry..
Put the Queen in the whitehouse. Her beard put's all the others to shame.
Otherwise there's the GodEmperor, his beard has been growing for the past 40k years. Half of Terra is dedicated to housing this wonderful example of how it should be done.
Although why anyone of these awesome people would want to run america, instead of all the other more succesfull countries like Zimbabwe and Iraq is beyond me.
Of course we could burn down the whitehouse, just like in 1814. This would save everyone some trouble.
Otherwise there's the GodEmperor, his beard has been growing for the past 40k years. Half of Terra is dedicated to housing this wonderful example of how it should be done.
Although why anyone of these awesome people would want to run america, instead of all the other more succesfull countries like Zimbabwe and Iraq is beyond me.
Of course we could burn down the whitehouse, just like in 1814. This would save everyone some trouble.
lincoln got killed, grant was a war general who really didnt do anything, Hayse was the first president to be elected by congressional commisson (in other words the americans didnt want him) and garfield was the second president to be assainated. beards dont have a lot going for them.
No we need an ASIAN president!! With an awesome white beard like... the ones from crazy chinese kung fu movies! 
You should add Yahtzee to that listFanboy said:
, although he's probably covered under the Gordon Freeman reference...What the White House needs, is a rollercoaster out back. Then when foreign diplomats are there, Obama can get them dizzy on the rides and make negotiation that much easier...
This coming from a Brit. I'm ashamed of myself.
JoshasorousRex said:No we need an ASIAN president!! With an awesome white beard like... the ones from crazy chinese kung fu movies!
AWESOME!!!!
Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa... Ullysses S Grant a good president?
HAHAHAHAHA!
EDIT: I'm just moody because I just shaved off my sick awesome facial hair not but a few hours ago.
A moment of silence please...
HAHAHAHAHA!
EDIT: I'm just moody because I just shaved off my sick awesome facial hair not but a few hours ago.
A moment of silence please...
I would vote for that guy if nothing else out of fear for my very life! hmm, normally I like to go clean shaven, but I will keep the beard if I ever run for president. Obama doesn't look too bad in a beard. Plus, how many presidents can say they were in a Street Fighter game?jamesworkshop said:JoshasorousRex said:No we need an ASIAN president!! With an awesome white beard like... the ones from crazy chinese kung fu movies!
AWESOME!!!!
