What crap are you getting hated relatives?

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Erana

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I just don't talk to them.
Last time they contacted us, they sent us pictures of the house my mother grew up in.
Yep, here's the front of the house. The side of the house. The back yard. The bedroom. The back of someone's head. The driveway. A gun with no possible self-defensive purpose. The OTHER bedroom. THe basement. The kitchen cabinets. The toilet. Yes, they even sent us a picture of the toilet. And that's not even half of the mundane images they sent.

Biggest, "The hell...?" moment of the year, right there.
 

goater24

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The mrs has got a PS2 at her request with

Red Dead Revolver
Silent hill 2 Special edition
Monkey Island (ret to)
GTA Vice City
Prince of Persia Sand of time
and erm...Buzz and Some dance matt game thing.


Its awesome having a gal with good taste (Minus buzz and dance matt)
 

Hookman

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SomeBritishDude said:
Nothing. I'm still young enough to get away with giving distant relatives jack shit.
Lucky son of a *****. I have to buy gifts for nearly everyone and I dont even know what anyone of them want. I have nothing in common with any of them.
 

Toner

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Vouchers are a good one. Especially vouchers for a shop you KNOW they'll never go into ever.

Erana said:
I just don't talk to them.
Last time they contacted us, they sent us pictures of the house my mother grew up in.
Yep, here's the front of the house. The side of the house. The back yard. The bedroom. The back of someone's head. The driveway. A gun with no possible self-defensive purpose. The OTHER bedroom. THe basement. The kitchen cabinets. The toilet. Yes, they even sent us a picture of the toilet. And that's not even half of the mundane images they sent.

Biggest, "The hell...?" moment of the year, right there.
I should be rather grateful that I've never had any such obscure old-house-rooms-picture-assault before from any distant relatives, mainly because I don't pass on my address to them, which may result in some poor sod STILL getting random crap at my old Uni residence.
So not talking to them is a good'un for prevention of requiring a crap present to be purchased in the first case.
 

Good morning blues

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I actually only buy gifts for my immediate family. Generally, each family gets each of the young kids something, but beside that, it's just one gift per family. Since there are only three families, and everyone else either lives in Ontario or is dead, it's not that big of a deal.
 

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well, if i dont like someone i generally feel no need to be polite. i dont speak to them unless forced and its generally something along the lines of... well actually i just go for a nice cold stare unless forced, then i ask for a script and make it very clear that i do not wish to say any of it and that the words are not mine. if they arent worth caring about, they probably arent worth the effort.
 

xitel

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Well, we do a gift giving game, so we each only have to buy one general gift.
 

pffh

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Erana said:
I just don't talk to them.
Last time they contacted us, they sent us pictures of the house my mother grew up in.
Yep, here's the front of the house. The side of the house. The back yard. The bedroom. The back of someone's head. The driveway. A gun with no possible self-defensive purpose. The OTHER bedroom. THe basement. The kitchen cabinets. The toilet. Yes, they even sent us a picture of the toilet. And that's not even half of the mundane images they sent.

Biggest, "The hell...?" moment of the year, right there.
Woah that IS weird still I can top that story. A mate of mine got a smoking Buddha cigarette holder from one of his aunts, when he was nine, and he has asthma.
 

Baby Tea

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Nikita89 said:
Socks! The ultimate bad present.
Ohh...I like getting socks. Nothing like the feel of a nice, new pair of socks.

Sweet.

On topic: The best is to get them a gift card with such a small value, that it's practically worthless. Like $10 at future shop. $10 isn't going to get you anything, except a 10 year old movie (That sucks), or batteries.

It's the ultimate insult, because for them to 'enjoy' your gift, that have to spend their OWN money. Suckers!
 

Galletea

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Nothing. Simple as. We have a mutual dislike anyway. Every time we meet it's just glares from her and subtle insults from me. I enjoy it immensely.
 

sheic99

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I just jump on board with other people's gift. Nothing says I don't care like mooching gifts.