What criminal organization would you like to be in?

[Xpwn3ntial]

Well, the title says it all. It doesn't matter if the organization is real or not.

I did search this thread topic and I didn't find anything.
In a real world, I'd join the German mafia. Yes, there is such a thing.
In a fake world, I don't know. Something involving a cult and a god.
EDIT: I'd join Team Magma. They're a cult.

 

[The Austin]

........I would'nt. Why would you want to hurt people for no reason?

(Bring on the "Cuz i'm so cool and peoplz suck" fratboys! BRING IT ON! I'M HERE ALL NIGHT FOOLS!)

 

[TheGreatCoolEnergy]

Well I'd love to be in the old 40's-50's style Italian Mafia.

I second this. Extortion, awsome accents, a backround trumpet...Whats not to like?

 

[stone0042]

Well according to my grandmother, my grandfather actually ran a division of the Italian mafia, so... yeah. In a way, I already am.

 

[Kron_the_mad wants to be deleted]

the Guild of Calamatous Intent

 

[Joshimodo]

Well I'd love to be in the old 40's-50's style Italian Mafia.

This. I wish they still existed, especially if they replaced what is known as "gangster" these days.

 

[quiet_samurai]

Well I'd love to be in the old 40's-50's style Italian Mafia.

I second this. Extortion, awsome accents, a backround trumpet...Whats not to like?

Thirded.

Or just be like John Dilinger and go on a massive tear through the country back in the day before instant communication and video cameras.

 

[Emilie Diabolica]

project mayhem... maybe. i didnt like what they got up to as it progressed though =\

 

[TheLastCylon]

Some sort of Robin Hood-esque group.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Well according to my grandmother, my grandfather actually ran a division of the Italian mafia, so... yeah. In a way, I already am.

Nice.

 

[IxionIndustries]

the Guild of Calamatous Intent

This, or...

COOOOOOBRAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

 

[Fniff]

Well I'd love to be in the old 40's-50's style Italian Mafia.

I second this. Extortion, awsome accents, a backround trumpet...Whats not to like?

Thirded.

Or just be like John Dilinger and go on a massive tear through the country back in the day before instant communication and video cameras.

Let's start a mob!

*A few hours later,me beating a shopkeeper with a lead pipe*

YOU LIKE THAT?!?

PLANK,SPLAT!

I would be called...Psycho

 

[Cakes]

Yakuza.
Them's got style.

 

[Venatio]

A band of post apopcalyptic raiders. No laws in our way, just survival of the fittest.

Personally, I would rise through the ranks and become Lord of the Wastes!

 

[Alpha Centauri]

The Government

 

[stone0042]

Well according to my grandmother, my grandfather actually ran a division of the Italian mafia, so... yeah. In a way, I already am.

Nice.

Yup. I'm all mobbed up.

 

[psychowatcher]

Maybe one of the old Chicago gangsters. Maybe like Capone and them... Either that or one of the Public Enemy-era criminals (Bonnie & Clyde, John Dilinger, etc).

 

[ReincarnatedFTP]

I wanna be a New York...Ranger!
I wanna live a life of... Danger!

But, no, honestly, it'd have to be the CIA or the Russian mob.