What did the Escapist give you this year?

[Icecoldcynic]

I got a pony. A real pony! What did my fellow escapees get given? I've seen 4 different ones so far.

 

[Charli]

A parrtrige in a p-

Okay Magnets...I got magnets.

NOW I CAN RULE THE EARTH WITH MY MAGNETS.

 

[Cherry Cola]

I got a Vampyre Shyv

 

[walls of cetepedes]

OH MAH GAWD BATTERIES!

Ahem.

Yes, I received batteries.

They can power all of my favourite toys!

 

[TheNamlessGuy]

DELETED

 

[curty129]

Books, a game I've got and a BIG ASS DRESSING GOWN! >

S'good.

Edit: How many posts 'til the guy with no family spoils the mood?

 

[gmacarthur81]

I too got a Pony!

YAY!

I am gonna name him Donut and then I will feed him doughnuts and call him a cannibal!

 

[El Poncho]

I got a Spork! Yeah bitches

 

[Simalacrum]

I got 3 new diabolo's, 2 new devil sticks, 1 new pair of diabolo hand sticks (they light up XD), 1 new pair of devil stick hand sticks (holographic patterns!), 1 contact juggling ball and a camera

I'm guessing most people only recognised the last part of that list of prezzies?

 

[blankedboy]

Apocalypse Lane, and alot of un-bored hours.

OSHIT

I got a Hidden Holiday Blade... epic.

 

[Vendayn]

I got a...titanium spork!

 

[Icecoldcynic]

I got 3 new diabolo's, 2 new devil sticks, 1 new pair of diabolo hand sticks (they light up XD), 1 new pair of devil stick hand sticks (holographic patterns!), 1 contact juggling ball and a camera

I'm guessing most people only recognised the last part of that list of prezzies?

I know exactly what a diabolo is, thank you very much >:{ And i'll have you know i wasn't too bad with it in my younger days.

 

[Simalacrum]

I got a Spork! Yeah bitches

Join our church worshipping the holy spork, young one. [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/groups/view/Church-of-the-holy-spork]

I got a...titanium spork!

You too

 

[Nmil-ek]

Hah Hidden Holiday Blade hows that for fitting.

 

[Pyotr Romanov]

I got a monkey! Yay!
I've always wanted a monkey.

 

[open trap]

Eh i got fruit cake. Any o ne wanna trade?

 

[Biosophilogical]

Vampyre shyv.