What did you ask Santa to get you for Christmas?

[SniperWolf427]

With only twenty-four more hours until good ol' Santa breaks into your house and reverse-steals shit, most of us are hoping for a few gifts we wanted in particular.

I asked Santa for a new wireless router(exciting, I know) because mine is as shitty as... [sub]Well, shit obviously....[/sub]

What did you ask Santa to bring you?

 

[Cherry Cola]

I asked him to pre-order God of War 3 Pandora's box edition for me

 

[ma55ter_fett]

Peace on earth and good will twords men.

He then asked me if I was a "God hateing, peaceloving, weed smokeing, long haired commie."

 

[RatRace123]

I asked him for an elf of my own, I require someone small who's good at menial and/or dangerous labor.

 

[SniperWolf427]

Peace on earth and good will twords men.

He then asked me if I was a "God hateing, peaceloving, weed smokeing, long haired commie."

Did you bludgeon him?

 

[ultrachicken]

I asked him to bring me all the cookies he stole from me in my youth. I made them, they were MY GODDAMN COOKIES!

 

[Rancid0ffspring]

Weapoons gra.... SHIT.... ninja'd :/

 

[Pimppeter2]

Nothing, oddly.

I already bought DA:O, and the last thing I need is more clothing.

 

[black lincon]

don't remember, it was a long list.

 

[ma55ter_fett]

Peace on earth and good will twords men.

He then asked me if I was a "God hateing, peaceloving, weed smokeing, long haired commie."

Did you bludgeon him?

We talked out our diffrences and then got high together. Turns out Ruldolf does crack (seriously why did you think his rose was red, after santa found out he was forced to rethink his right wing nut job ideology.

 

[DragonsAteMyMarbles]

A new chameleon circuit for my TARDIS. Mine's stuck on "police box".

 

[Vacancie]

video games...lots and lots of video games

 

[Bob_Bobbington]

A rail gun. Not sure he'll deliver though.

 

[SniperWolf427]

A new chameleon circuit for my TARDIS. Mine's stuck on "police box".

Dear god...

This man is purely insane.

 

[SilentVirus]

My two front teeth

 

[ae86gamer]

A De Lorean and a Flux Capacitor.

 

[DragonsAteMyMarbles]

A new chameleon circuit for my TARDIS. Mine's stuck on "police box".

Dear god...

This man is purely insane.

Am I? Or is that just what the purple flying hyena monkeys want you to think? BWA HA HA HA HA!!

Actually, Mr Kringle, don't bother with the circuit. I'll just lose track of the thing.

 

[xXDoctor OctagonapusXx]

A Nuclear Bo- I mean cookies. And MW2

 

[SniperWolf427]

A new chameleon circuit for my TARDIS. Mine's stuck on "police box".

Dear god...

This man is purely insane.

Am I? Or is that just what the purple flying hyena monkeys want you to think? BWA HA HA HA HA!!

Actually, Mr Kringle, don't bother with the circuit. I'll just lose track of the thing.

Can anyone translate this, please?