What do you put on your hamburger? (throwing a party)

[Sleepingzombie]

Hi im throwing together a party for some of my friends, its going to be hamburgers, and I wonder: what is your favorite spread, or add-on? (chili-flakes, onion rings, bacon, etc etc)

 

[Jonluw]

I'm pretty simplistic when it comes to food:

Iceberg salad.
Raw onion (rings).
Ketchup.
Cheese (sometimes).

 

[DANEgerous]

Seracha, because fuck ketchup.
Caramelized onion.
tomato
cheese.

 

[MammothBlade]

Well, I usually slap two raw burgers onto a bun, add some jerk-off sauce (or if I'm feeling extra creative, jenkem) onto the top, cover it with dickcheese, and finish off with a big fart. Then I cook it on a greasy metal slab. Et voila, a mammoth cheeseburger.

 

[Phasmal]

Plastic cheese and ketchup. Simple and yum.
A bit of bacon doesnt go amiss though.

 

[Powereaver]

I love the whole shebang... lettuce..tomato..carrot..cheese..beetroot and even avocado and onions when i can be bothered and sauce if its required... but sometimes just a plain well flavoured patty on a bun can be very nice too.

 

[The Artificially Prolonged]

I'm pretty simplistic when it comes to food:

Iceberg salad.
Raw onion (rings).
Ketchup.
Cheese (sometimes).

This. Don't need to be fancy with burgers just get the basic right. Though I am partial to relish on a burger as well.

 

[DrgoFx]

Pretty mother fucking simple.

Wrap the fucking burger in bacon, fry the *****. Melt some cheese on it, wrap it up again, place on some lettuce and and voila! My burger. Fatty, I know, But I can deal with it.

 

[Hazy992]

Not necessarily at the same time but:

Bacon because bacon
Cheese
Fried onions
BBQ sauce. I know that sounds kinda weird but it's tasty.

 

[DoPo]

The flesh of creatures bred and killed for my enjoyment. Liquid, from the mammary glands of other similar creatures, which was contaminated with bacteria. And who can forget the unborn foetuses? Accompanied with plants as a cruel mockery of what my food's food was while it lived.

In other words, bacon or beef, cheese, and eggs. Mostly, though, it's two out of these. With a some salad or onions or something. And preferably some sauce (ketchup, mayonnaise) but not necessarily.

 

[IndomitableSam]

Bacon, cheese, cooked mushrooms and onions. Ketchup and mustard. BBQ sauce on the burgers if I'm grilling.

I'll take lettuce and tomato, but I'll eat them before I put my burger together - I find it too sloppy and slippery with mettuce or tomatoes on it.

 

[lRookiel]

What do I put on my QUORN burgers?

-Lettuce (Preferably iceberg)
-Tomato slices
-Mayo
-Sometimes, some red onion

Phwoar!

 

[Launcelot111]

-pepper jack
-lettuce
-onions of some form (raw, grilled, onion rings)
-A-1 sauce

A-1 on a cheeseburger is pretty much a perfect burger to me

 

[game-lover]

I'll pretty much have whatever.

Cheese, mayo, ketchup, bacon... onions, pickles. Some of the toppings people mention I've not tried before. But I'd be very very willing as long as it wasn't spicy.

Spicy is death to me.

 

[Skoldpadda]

Another, bigger, hamburger.

 

[Lilani]

Nothing, I don't like burgers :S Hot dogs are fine, but I'm not a big beef/steak person. Beef mixed in sauce or seasoned Italian style is fine, but just beef on its own like that? No thanks.

 

[Vicarious Reality]

I like my burgers spicy and simple, so i usually coat them with cayenne chili and white pepper
If i feel like it, i use hamburger dressing or mango raja and cheese

Some people make burgers so damn thick that the disintegrate while you try to shove it in your mouth, i usually press them with my hand before adding toppings, making them neat and easy to eat

 

[bobmus]

BBQ Sauce if I'm making them, because I'm lazy.

If a restaurant is doing it, as much Mexican or spicy stuff as possible. Think Chilli con Carne, hot sauces, chillies - the lot

 

[piinyouri]

Cheese

I'm a simple person when it comes to food.