What do you want said at your funeral?

[EeveeElectro]

Quite a depressing question but never mind.
What would you like people to say about you at your funeral? Do you want them to cry their hearts out and speak of your awesomeness, or make a few jokes etc.

I think I'll just let people say what the chuff they want at mine... Even if it's the odd lie

 

[Reaperman Wompa]

I want "OK his death proves he was not Satan, who else is on the list, and anyone who placed a bet on it being him please pay up".

Or just something from my family, that'd be nice.

 

[Jobz]

I want my funeral to be one big party with my open casket in the center of it. People crying over me would be so depressing, they should have some fun.

 

[SmugFrog]

I want my funeral to be one big party with my open casket in the center of it. People crying over me would be so depressing, they should have some fun.

That is awesome. There should be tons of food, a band, all that stuff. Though, it would be so awkward to go to someone's funeral and it be like that.

 

[Jamash]

"Of all the souls I have encountered in my travels, his was the most.....human"

Cue Amazing Grace bagpipe solo - then fire my steel coffin out a huge rail guy into orbit.

Seriously though, it's such a morbid subject (although it doesn't have to be) that I can't even think of a serious answer at the moment, just silly ones.

 

[jebussaves88]

"THIS WEDDING IS A SHAME... oh wait, sorry, wrong church"

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

"We would have killed him sooner, but he kept getting away."

No, seriously, when I'm dead, the last thing I want is for everone to be grieving and unhappy. I'd make a special request to have my body put in a bizzare position, and for my gravestone to be littered with jokes such as; "you're standing on my balls" or "I'm standing right behind you" in really tiny writing.
Yes.

 

[BallPtPenTheif]

Just lots of stuff. I have a slight fear of being totally irrelevant when I die so I'd want people to take as much time as possible talking about me and then maybe I can be burried underneath a speed bump which will be placed on a major highway.

 

[Ares Tyr]

"...well now what?"

 

[Battle Medic]

i don't know what I'd have them say, but I'l have to be preserved so i can be re animated when the technology arises

 

[The Iron Ninja]

"This man was not a crab... but by god did he try hard to be."

 

[Altorin]

"This man was not a crab... but by god did he try hard to be."

I don't know for sure

but I'm detecting a theme.

I'd want them to say

"This man died doing what he loved most - inhaling molten rock"

 

[ElephantGuts]

I don't plan to have a funeral because my body will be lost at sea, my grave the sunken wreck of my ship. And in my little fantasy world I don't have any family to care for me.

(I don't like funerals because I don't like the idea of people standing around my dead decomposing body saying things about me and not even giving me a chance to object or swear it isn't true.)

 

[Willwillwritehiswill]

my obituary will read "Died, Willwillwritehiswill, After a long illness under an anvil."

 

[The Iron Ninja]

"...well now what?"

And then "Oh I know. Lets all dance!"

 

[RetiarySword]

"He will be missed, although his K/D ratio proves that he was a phycopath"

 

[aswiftlytiltingreality]

"Why, yes- she WAS made of awesome!"

 

[Mr. Purple]

Prolly somethin like "If u didnt sew my eyes shut i'd be givin u a DEATH stare." lol

 

[ThePlasmatizer]

When he passed on he left behind a harem of widows.

 

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