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AbsoluteVirtue18

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As some of you may know, last night a friend of mine dared me to to pretend to have a Cajun accent. Apparently you guys don't like that. I understand. But it doesn't change the fact that I WANT ONE! I've been reading comics since I was five years old, and Gambit was always my favorite X-Man. As such, I've been trying to perfect one since I was about 7. I'm almost 18. That means I've been working on it for almost a decade!

So here is my question: If a government agent/alien/deity/talking moose comes up to you on the street and says he will give you anything you want excluding world peace, money, power, or drugs, what would you ask for?

For me, it would be a flawless Cajun accent, the only accent I can't pull off.
 

The_Deleted

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I want Spider-Mans abilities and to be able to transform so I don't have to rely on public transport.

Fingers crossed, eh?
 

Hellion25

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The ability to act like a complete dick and not feel guilty about it. Apparently this would help my pulling power.
 

ChromeAlchemist

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A 50 pence piece that could grant me whatever I want.

Yeah I know, that was a cop out. Either photographic reflexes or perfect photographic memory.
 

NeutralDrow

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Griever18 said:
As some of you may know, last night a friend of mine dared me to to pretend to have a Cajun accent. Apparently you guys don't like that. I understand. But it doesn't change the fact that I WANT ONE! I've been reading comics since I was five years old, and Gambit was always my favorite X-Man. As such, I've been trying to perfect one since I was about 7. I'm almost 18. That means I've been working on it for almost a decade!

So here is my question: If a government agent/alien/deity/talking moose comes up to you on the street and says he will give you anything you want excluding world peace, money, power, or drugs, what would you ask for?

For me, it would be a flawless Cajun accent, the only accent I can't pull off.
Ah, vous ettes cette personne!

Moi? Je veux parler couramment en français. Sore de, boku no nihongo ga perapera ni naritai desu.
 

Chipperz

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The ability to tale a game concept from my head, onto paper, and then through the producing process and onto shelves. The rest, as they say, would be history.
 

Roamin11

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A iPod with all of Guns N roses songs, (even the new stuff) Sammy Hagar, Slade, and Blue Oyster Cult......
 

IrrelevantTangent

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What do I want....

From my earliest, traumatizing childhood to the present day, there's always been something I've craved more than anything else, ever since I understood what death was.

Immortality.

Hear me out here. This isn't medieval times, where women are extremely likely to die in childbirth, disease runs rampant, and doctors would rather drain your blood for kicks and giggles rather than figure out what's wrong with you. This is the twenty-first century, where doctors have never been as well-trained and as knowledgeable as they are now, and medical advances are at an all-time high.

This is literally the greatest era ever to be born in if your intention is to live longer. And yes, I can get how immortality might be boring, and you would exhaust the possibilities available to you, and your loved ones might die and blah blah blah blah blah, but it's better than fading away. To quote a Final Fantasy boss, I don't want to fade away. I'd rather die! Okay, funny joke aside, seriously- there is a significant amount of evidence which points towards a singularity happening in the near future, and for the non-scientists out there, it basically means, technology is increasing at an exponential rate until it reaches the point where man and machine can become one. It's a transhumanist's wet dream.

But most importantly, with the singularity, comes more chances to stave off death. Nanonmachines, advanced medical treatments, new and revolutionary treatments, cyborg enhancements- all of these things come with a singularity. Why bow to Death when we can kick him in the balls? Why bother dying if we don't have to? And that's my goal. To kick Death in the balls and live eternally, doing whatever the hell I want until the day I decide to let myself go.

And it would be so awesome.
 

Major_Sam

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To be Russian. I really want to be Russian. And a butler for a wealthy genius who plans to take over the world.
 

AbsoluteVirtue18

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NeutralDrow said:
Griever18 said:
As some of you may know, last night a friend of mine dared me to to pretend to have a Cajun accent. Apparently you guys don't like that. I understand. But it doesn't change the fact that I WANT ONE! I've been reading comics since I was five years old, and Gambit was always my favorite X-Man. As such, I've been trying to perfect one since I was about 7. I'm almost 18. That means I've been working on it for almost a decade!

So here is my question: If a government agent/alien/deity/talking moose comes up to you on the street and says he will give you anything you want excluding world peace, money, power, or drugs, what would you ask for?

For me, it would be a flawless Cajun accent, the only accent I can't pull off.
Ah, vous ettes cette personne!

Moi? Je veux parler couramment en français. Sore de, boku no nihongo ga perapera ni naritai desu.
Wait, you want to learn how to speak French and Japanese? You just did!
 

Vivaldi

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xmetatr0nx said:
Kukul said:
Girls
pam pam pam papam
All I really want is girls...
This. oh and:

I like the way that they walk
And it's chill to hear them talk
And I can always make them smile
From White Castle to the Nile
...

Back in the Day...





:D Beastie Boys HURRAH!
 

0p3rati0n

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nothing because it's close to a wish and they always backfire. But if i had to I would say for people to stop hating on the Wii or better yet to be a vampire. No I'm not going to twilight. I just think vampires are cool (except for edward)