What do you wish on your worst enemy?

[Jack_skellington]

You know have the ability to punish your worst enemy in any method you see fit. The punishment can be anything you desire, ranging from anything to being Hanged, drawn and quartered, to simply placing an annoying song in someone's head. Literally nothing is off the table.

So how what do you wish on your worst enemy?

 

[BathorysGraveland2]

As of this moment, I don't have a "worst enemy". If I did though, it'd just be something like your latter suggestion. Put an annoying song in their head or something else annoyingly amusing. I really don't have a raging hard on for vengeance, so I'd have no desire to inflict anything serious upon them.

 

[shrekfan246]

That his mother become a hamster and his father smell of elderberries!

I don't really think I have a worst enemy. I'm not a terribly confrontational person. Maybe someone around here really hates me or holds a serious grudge, though, so... that's what has been wished upon you. Your move.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

To be force-fed baby scorpions while having Nicki Minaj blasting through his head... while being waterboarded

You can never have too many enemies

 

[Launcelot111]

Granting them immortality before locking them in a trunk and throwing them into the bottom of the Marianas Trench

 

[redmoretrout]

Force them to watch every single Hulk Hogan movie back to back. Truly a fate worse than death.

 

[HardkorSB]

Well, to be honest, it's really hard (dare I say almost impossible) for a person to make me dislike them, let alone hate them. On the other hand, sometimes I do/don't do things I regret later and want to get out of my own skin and punch myself in the face for, so I guess I'm my own worst enemy.
In this case, I wish that the "dumb person moments" in my life would decrease as much as possible.

 

[Keoul]

Spoiler

This.
They are to be slowly beaten to death by an invisible immortal being that only they can see.
The beatings will only be hard enough to leave a bruise, and the immortal being will not stop until my enemy is dead. Furthermore the being cannot be be seen by anything except him, this means he cannot be recorded on a video recorder and any illustrations fade away in seconds upon completion.

 

[DoPo]

To be force-fed baby scorpions [..] while being waterboarded

Oh, gees, how does this work? Although, maybe I don't want to know. It sounds terribly...erm, uncomfortable, at any rate.

OT: I wish them to have a chipped nail and not being able to fix it. Also pockets - they need to have and use pockets.

 

[Johnny Novgorod]

A rusty fork through one of his eyeballs.

 

[Little Woodsman]

My worst enemy is hatred.
I wish Love to the hatred.
Love will win.

 

[Eleuthera]

My "worst enemy" at the moment is just someone I rather dislike. So my wish would be for him to never come in my presence again (or be spoken off, let's just forget he even exists).

As for actual enemies, I like @Boots suggestion of the LEGO-brick.

 

[piinyouri]

Spoiler: To die the death of ten thousand screams.

 

[DoctorImpossible]

A conscience.

 

[Not Matt]

Spoiler: this worst thing imaginable i would release on them

[HEADING=1]public ridicule [/HEADING]​

preferably of the kind that leave small emotional scars for the rest of their life......payback's a b****

because their reputation is all they care about

 

[rob_simple]

I fuck their mum and they have to watch, Clockwork Orange style. Hell, she's probably not a looker and I won't even enjoy it, but it will be pure filth.

The kind of stuff that would get you thrown out of a Romanian whorehouse.

 

[Nazulu]

My worst enemy had a car crash and became a paraplegic awhile ago. I did not want that for anyone, the poor bastard.

Great wish from DoctorImpossible.

 

[CrazyCapnMorgan]

Assuming I had a worst enemy, or any enemies for that matter, they would be able to only Google "stoma" and nothing else.

But the LEGO suggestion would work just as well, I suppose.