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Just_Mike

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I want to know what is the weirdest fortune cookie saying you ever got?

Mine was You Like Chinese Food
 

D_987

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Mine was "Think before you create topics that offer next to no discussion".
 

arkwright

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"sex,drink and money. only too much is enough"

thats the best one ive had and also its true.
 

Inverse Skies

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MaxTheReaper said:
Anything that doesn't contradict itself is a lie?
I guess that means I am The Ultimate Truth, then.
Move over, Jesus!
That confused me. Are you lying or aren't you? Help! Help!
 

Rascarin

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The only fortune cookie I ever ate told me "You will seriously consider moving by the end of the year."

It was right, too. Had moved house before the year was out. Almost wish I hadn't eaten that cookie. He was a smart fellow.
 

P1p3s

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i had one that was in Chinese with no english translation and I don't speak chinese so I have no idea what it said - that was pretty weird.

EDIT: Well in retrospect more useless than weird
 

Inverse Skies

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MaxTheReaper said:
YES
(It is 7 AM here I cannot be blamed for my lack of intellectual intellectness)
ALSO PENISES (maturity levels reaching critical mass)
(Naps needed)
Lol, get some sleep my man. Sleeeeeppp!