What if a zombie. . .

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Wolfinton

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. . . doesn't die from a simple headshot.

Imagine, out of nowhere - whether it be by some sort of virus or voodoo - zombies accually start to appear. So everyone with guns that has watched a zombie movie will be shooting their brains, correct? What if they continued to come after them even without their brains. What is some other body part was needed to be rid of to kill them? What if they couldnt die? What would you do?
 

Spaghetti

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Simple! First I'm would soil myself, then regroup and think of a new plan.

This new plan will likely involve several large, pointy instruments to the zombie's chest.

But I'm pretty much resigned to the fact that I'm probably going to be one of the infected when the Zombocaplypse arrives, so should plan B fail, I'd say the only thing to do is hang the sense of it and keep myself occupied till I get eaten or infected.
 

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Obviously I would kill them with fire....

Edit: For more originality, your form of zombie sounds a lot like the FMA version of 'zombie'.


So obviously you just cut off their legs.
 

Neonbob

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Well, shooting their heads still prevents them from biting you.
So I say keep blowing their heads off.
Or get bigger guns.
Bigger guns are always a good response to zombies.
 

Armored Prayer

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I'd first freak out, then go for its legs.

It may not kill him, but it will drastically slow him down, giving me enough time to escape.
 

Jedoro

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Plan B: Kill it with fire

Plan C: Fly all the immortal zombies to space, then open the airlock
 

Snowden's Secret

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The only other place I can think of to shoot would be the legs, in order to immobilise them, then finish them with fire. Of course fire may not be available, so you'd just end up with tons of legless zombies crawling towards you.
 

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Neonbob said:
Bigger guns are always a good response to zombies.
Bigger guns are a good response to everything. Zombies, Ghouls, Mutants, Kittens, Telemarketers...
 

Neonbob

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JEBWrench said:
Neonbob said:
Bigger guns are always a good response to zombies.
Bigger guns are a good response to everything. Zombies, Ghouls, Mutants, Kittens, Telemarketers...
...mimes, annoying children, screaming parents, bad neighbors, inquisitive people...
Yeah. Pretty much anything.
 

wolfboy23

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After the head I would go for the heart. After the heart, I would figure out where the appendix is and aim for that.
 

JokerCrowe

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If you shoot their heads (jaws and teeth) and arms off. They really aren't that big of a threat. if they really bother you...
Woodchipper.
 

El_Glovenator

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First of.... I would find a safe room, wait for other survivors to come then close the door. Then because of the small pile of somehow unlimited ammo i would camp and snipe.:)
 

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Wolfinton said:
. . . doesn't die from a simple headshot.

Imagine, out of nowhere - whether it be by some sort of virus or voodoo - zombies accually start to appear. So everyone with guns that has watched a zombie movie will be shooting their brains, correct? What if they continued to come after them even without their brains. What is some other body part was needed to be rid of to kill them? What if they couldnt die? What would you do?
u removed the head, the biggest threat is gone. And this theory has been used before in Return of the living dead. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Return_of_the_Living_Dead
 

TheColdHeart

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If taking it's head off didn't do the trick, the legs and then run like hell.

It might be unable to die, but as long as it cant get up stairs I'll be ok.
 

WestMountain

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Simply jsut cut off the legs and the arms so that they cant crawl, though it would be annoying to have zombies laying around everywhere screaming....
 

Faraldd

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I'd probably be dead by the time I realized there's a damned corpse walking towards me.

OR I'd be a hero and cut the legs and hands and run. Legs to slow it down, and hands to avoid it munching me up so easily.

I don't know seriously, depends on the situation etc.