I know allot of you would question my intellectual mind powers, but i am widely considered a smart cookie. I once aced a spelling test IN THE 3RD GRADE!
Anyways Im here to tell you school has been lying to you ever since you were in kindergarten, and they have been doing this on purpose. The government is currently being mine-tricked by blood mages from Ubisoft and have ordered lies to be put on the education of our children!
Just to prove to you im not bullshitting you im going to tell you how world war 2 (or commonly referred to as the extinction of the dinosaurs.) really happened.
In the year 1850 a league of dinosaurs known as the excel forces (it consisted of all the t-rexes, giant sharks, and a Italian dude) declared war on man, dolphin, and machine. The dinosaurs were winning the war until the Germans (they were hired by the dinosaurs) shot thousands of v2 rockets into Washington DC! Luckily FDR used his hybrid transforming wheelchair know as pearl harbor to shoot the rockets out of the sky! Then he ordered a German scientist who defected named Goku to shoot a beam of pure power into a meteor. when he did this the meteor crashed into Japan and killed all the dinosaurs! That is how we really won the war, and we would go on in 1915 to defeat the french in world war 1.
so what does the escapist think about the truth?
Anyways Im here to tell you school has been lying to you ever since you were in kindergarten, and they have been doing this on purpose. The government is currently being mine-tricked by blood mages from Ubisoft and have ordered lies to be put on the education of our children!
Just to prove to you im not bullshitting you im going to tell you how world war 2 (or commonly referred to as the extinction of the dinosaurs.) really happened.
In the year 1850 a league of dinosaurs known as the excel forces (it consisted of all the t-rexes, giant sharks, and a Italian dude) declared war on man, dolphin, and machine. The dinosaurs were winning the war until the Germans (they were hired by the dinosaurs) shot thousands of v2 rockets into Washington DC! Luckily FDR used his hybrid transforming wheelchair know as pearl harbor to shoot the rockets out of the sky! Then he ordered a German scientist who defected named Goku to shoot a beam of pure power into a meteor. when he did this the meteor crashed into Japan and killed all the dinosaurs! That is how we really won the war, and we would go on in 1915 to defeat the french in world war 1.
so what does the escapist think about the truth?
